Chapter of Thoughts

Childhood Memories...part 3

2008-12-24T17:41:00.002+08:00

there used to be a time when ur mom would come chasing down ur hall holding a cane after u...and u would run like in those movies, jumping up couches, dodging tables and pushing flower vase if u could although u knew she would get u in the end (eventually u realise u live under the same roof)...

mine was equally interesting...as a mischievious kid, i would somehow incur the wrath of the evil cane...but its good to know that their life spans are quite short uh...

whenever one expires, my mom would buy another back and at first, she hanged it by the wall...and when she realised somehow we always go grab it before she does, she hid it inside the storeroom...its alot harder to run there and grab it coz we would be locked inside if we closed the door...

so as we grow older, our brain start to think of more ways to avoid it....first it was by breaking it...my sis and i would always take the cane and use a scissors to cut it....and when mom realised, she bought thicker one (quality of cane in market also getting better for same value),new ones that somehow mysteriously jumped out of the window...

well...u go figure the last one out...still remember once...when im grown up...kinda missed the cane when i found one in the storeroom...i missed the feeling and gave it a trial test on my leg...it still hurts as much as the past...

so do u still miss ur canes?

Arti...

2008-12-24T17:32:00.002+08:00

*starts with area cleaning*

well...back to talking cock...lets get down to business shall we?

been in Arti Institute for 5 weeks...adapted until so-so...lessons are almost down...going down to practical...meaning getting screwed easily...

been pumping like mad by the sgts becoz we too slack...so lan lan have to pump avg 80 push up per day... =(

and....we have been demoted due to a new rank...from corporal down to Specialist Cadet...together with the presentation ceremony...its so no pride...missed the time when our pc slapped our ranks on our arms (even though we are tired from the marching)...

sick on christmas =( wad a life....
but shall go drink anyway =)

Sorry guys

2008-11-22T01:10:00.002+08:00

sorry for not posting up any entries becoz of the transition....

lets sum up all that has happened..

field camp gone, exercise gone, 28km route march gone, graduated from SISPEC 'C' COY!

proud of 'C' Coy now...it means i survived the toughest SISPEC could throw at me...got posted into Artillery, which many many many wanted and only a handful of us got...even happier...move to new camp...culture shock...

been in infantry for BMT until SISPEC suddenly change to ARTILLERY...culture shock...still got the usual nerds in the group....

one who is just plain nerdy but still ok
while the other....just plainly makes you wonder how could he survive SISPEC and come to ARTI school...hes one who would get the team killed that kind...scary...no initiative....naive....talkative....childish....hopeless....ahh pissed off...

gonna rest...those who wan to hear me story just reserve a slot with me...i shall tell u 1 on 1....

Childhood Memories...part 2

2008-10-27T13:34:00.002+08:00

my interest in plane dunno start from where but all i could remember is that there was once a Swissair drawing competition...well...my drawing is kinda funny...but yea...it still got me a plane model as a prize =) kinda happy when they announced my drawing haha...probably that sparks my interest in flying...but dunno where the plane went...(i also remember alot of my planes were broken here and there and i think thrown away liao)...

dad bought me a lego plane once...back then it seems so sophisicated...think i am still not at the age to hold the plane and run around with it yet...i happen to sleep on a double deck bed...so i would often accidentally drop it from above or really buttock itchy throw it from above...end up my mom and dad always so stress coz they have to piece it back...and i mean its sophisicated...so they have to refer to the plan and rebuild it =/ ok...notti childhood...

talking about flying...i made yi lei flew once before...yea...she flew for 1 sec or so...we often shopped at carrefour tebrau city johor when my dad was stationed inside...and this particular day i was playing with her...she was standing inside the trolley and i just happen to pull it suddenly...and she flew out of the cart...headbutt the floor...maybe thats why she abit sot sot now ah...got quite a beating from my mom...the sound was like *bong* followed by *waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa------aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*

ah...memories....

Jaslyn Red Card Event!!

2008-10-27T13:28:00.001+08:00

ok...meaning sending jaslyn off de that nite...

so long nv go drink le...but quite eventful lah...so many people...
heard that MOS is down so thats why DBL O is filled up...
so they jacked up their price too...
end up ges no more 6 dollar entry liao...

friday nite is R&B nite...quite fun...their song anyhow play also got kick de...owned st james de powerhouse...
kept buying drinks ah that nite...even got modify my own pineapple rum by throwing 3 more shots of rum into it...got kick =)

btw...im not high that nite!!! just feel like jumping around... =D

Childhood Memories...part 1

2008-10-25T20:45:00.003+08:00

well...an idea just struck while i was lying down on my bed in my bunk (finally got the chance to do that)...why not put random memories of whatever i could remember in my life on my blog?

well...starting from the very start...ok...i dun remember being smacked in the buttocks and start crying or even the time i walk and talk...but the very first memory was maybe...a rough memory that i was walk+run and go bang myself at the edge of my parent's bed...the memory sorta black-out itself after that and the next thing i noe...i got a gash on my forehead and needa stitches...the impact wasn't that hard if i remember correctly...well...birds learning to fly tends to bang their head somewhere...

i'm a very active kid...well...those around me noes that im still quite active...but back then i wasn't so lame...bird instinct developed liao...i would not study...would enjoy running around...injuring myself at every possible day?

last time when my dad was still attached to PUB johor site, kota tinggi...we travelled there often and stayed in the bungalow there...kinda like a chalet...with your own grass patch inclusive...often run around...destroying the hibiscuses with my itchy fingers...and playing with fireworks during special occasions (something u can't do in singapore)...its quite a nice place to be...coz u leave away the busy lifestyle of singapore (but still have to carry homework there)...there is also a nearby waterfall...its a great place...had lots of fun and always look forward to waterfall trips...

To Be Continued...

Long long week...

2008-10-18T11:16:00.003+08:00

Started off with a bit of the past week...went home and got diarrhoea...enjoyed myself and go back camp see doctor...on the day itself i was feeling much better so i didn't think i would be kenna IV...so...there i am...waiting in the cold cold waiting room for 2 hours before they start to see all the patients...its my first time going to a medical centre to report sick and i realised how efficient they are...when its my turn, went in, the doctor asked for my name like everybody...how to write it in chinese, is it really "--" or some other chinese words and normally end up i asking them if they wan me to write it out anot haha...save everybody trouble...kinda chit chat with the doc abit coz i think he also sian...he start checking me up and down...thought its ok until when at the last part he ask me to stick out my toungue and kenna liao...he said too dry...

Diagnosis: Cough and Diarrhoea
Medication: 5 Medicines
Extras: 3 packs of IV O.O
Time: 5 hours!!

so lan lan...nv prepare at all...just go inside the sick bay and lie there while the medics poke me...macham like training practice lor...asking each other whether they wan me anot...den finally appoint me to a guy who need more experience...poke poke and there i am...lying there and sleeping to my long long 5 hours...whole new experience i can say...eating with 1 hand, constant peeing, sleep-wake-sleep-wake and seh-seh de...go try one day if u all can....everything new is a good experience...especially for geswin...

finally managed to pass my soc...ran my heart out...earned my rights to book out...very tired and worn... =(

Long Long week...

2008-10-11T00:35:00.002+08:00

BRACE YOURSELF!!

shall bitch alot for this crazy week....

*warning..long long post with boring contents*

First up...as usual, dragged myself to book in...somehow the feeling of booking into Pasir Laba is more dreaded than Tekong...book in, get changed and lots of possibilities to be punished in between...

IPPT on the next day...ran and ran, jump and jump, pull and pull....end up get a silver that is nearing gold...even my 2.4 timing also reached 9.51...7 sec to gold lor...only the legs still can't jump far...

did my SAW live firing on the next day too...was surprised how accurate i could shoot with such an old weapon...hear many stories yet still scores...not bad eh...pilot de eyes do sergeant de job....

yesterday and today did our Navigation test too....thrown into a jungle...use ur compass...walk...simple...yet very stressed...do it day and night...in a muddy terrain...slipping here and there just to find the wrong check point...pissed off anot ah? but still...the pilot is able perform the sergeant job and still passes...

coming back home with lots of aching around...feeling so tired as always....managed to avoid all possible confinement...im so tired now....please let me finish this course fast! let me leave here! im starting to lose my life!

and so ends the week...

2008-10-05T01:32:00.002+08:00

Its a rather short and fast week,
but when u think of it during the weekend,
you felt like you've aged...

booked out today becoz of sports day...
we were told of a motto 'must win' or else...(they purposely left it hanging)
and so we have been training to shout like thunder...

and thunder we are this morning...
till my throat is kinda sore?
and it seems like the whole company got the 'got me no me no difference' attitude...
not everybody screaming at their top of their lungs...
kinda makes u like a fool shouting among =/

well at least our games went well...
Charlie managed to get 2nd for overall...
managed to make our OC happy...
and so earned our early book out lol...

after book out went to meet deepa and daryl to go town...
met up with kelvin and all of us watched eagle eyes...
its a great show of quick tempo and lots of action...
and the moral of the story is...computer may be smarter than us with cameras as their eyes and ears...and everything around us as a tool to sabo us...

went newton to ate after that...ate a so-so meal from the many vendors who are trying to get our business...
ate and FO after that...
still managed to get last bus home...

Yi Yi is tired...very very tired....and he wish each day is 48 hours....

Book out!

2008-10-01T15:01:00.002+08:00

ahhh...im so sick of being inside...
missed my bed so much...

booked out yesterday and its such a good breather for me...
get to go home and rest a while before meeting deepa and gang for a movie...
watch a late show of 'house bunny'...

it was quite nice and funny...a kind of 'loser to winner' kind of show...making it one of the watchable show among the list during this period where all the shows are cmi de...

just watched finish my f1 recorded too since on that actual day i have to book in before i noe the result...

I MISS MY FREEDOM!!

Sispec...

2008-09-27T02:13:00.002+08:00

well...two weeks break is up, leaves being burnt away,a whole new journey begins...

got into Sispec instead of OCS...Sergeant insteat of officer...and to top things off, its charlie coy...xiong among xiong...

smack there and barely stayed in my bunk for 20 mins max, we constantly go for next programme, come up, take gears, go down and the cycle repeats for the whole day...free time? only about 1 hr at nite...stress...

people starts with 5BX (5 basic exercise) in the morning...we start our day off with 21BX, complimenting jumping jacks in between with alot of repeats...we are to shout like thunder and move like lightning...sleep is never enough...

for the first few days it was as if we are not going to survive with all the scolding...but the recent few days, we starts to adapt...its tiring but its a journey we have to take to be a leader of men...to be better than them...

return home, i also got the great rejection letter from the airforce...expected...no officer no pilot...guess i will have to aim for SIA den...but thats still long...i still have a long long journey to walk...its week one...and im already in pain...save me!

St James Powerless...

2008-09-21T14:11:00.002+08:00

went to a NUS hall bash that danny friend is organizing...so all of us, the botaks meet up for dinner and went there...

well...its NUS hall bash and so should be expecting lots of girls and so on...but go in at 10, the party have yet to start lor...inside like so damn empty...so go to vivo walk walk talk talk until 2330 den go back...

the place is starting to get crowded but the music is...only 'worthy of shaking backside'....the drinks are not cheap like Dbl 0 that u would use your money to waste with...so we are there...standing at the gallery overlooking the dance floor looking at people 'shaking their backside'...

time slowly and finally turned to 12+ and thats when it starts getting crowded...we decide to recce the dance floor and managed to squeeze into the middle and 'shake our backsides'...the whole floor is more of males than females...and still the music is horrible...only the occasional high music that we knows of...like what Deepa said...St James is capable of making the crowd go up till this climax and suddenly drop it down with the next song becoz nobody just noe what song it is...

theres this girl who is interested in alex over there...first time when she starts closing in on Alex, we decided to take a break...Alex was quite excited that a girl is closing in on him (his first time) and so he wanted to go back and look for the girl...he couldn't find her in round 2...and it is during round 2 that a guy vormitted on Danny...and so ends round 2 as we evac to the toilet to wash up...

Round 3...after a round of the free drinks, we go back to dance floor...can see that theres more girls and theres more 'predators' hunting around (u see a group of girls and u will see a group of guys surrounding them)...the girl and her guy friends went back along with us...so we were there...grasping for air...shaking there until 2+ den we left the dance floor...alex den told us that the girl held his hand...

so we were outside, teaching him how he should have react, get her number and just nice she walked past us...so we teached him how to go get the number...we 'supervisors' were behind slowly walking while we see him go chase that girl down the parking lot...end up suddenly he go retreat and the girl went into a cab when he finally wanted to ask...

overall it was a boring nite...not high enuff...not crazy enuff...and without alex entertainment, we would have died there of boredom...

No Title...

2008-09-20T14:25:00.003+08:00

ok..back to topic...

Yi Yi is 20

Yi Yi is single

Yi Yi is a Sgt Trainee

Yi Yi is bored..

and so...

Yi Yi took some pictures of his collections

Last year birthday present

This year birthday present

sighx

2008-09-19T22:22:00.002+08:00

well...most of u should already noe this already....

was woken up at 10 am by my friend asking me whats my posting result is...and so...blur blur de go log in and check...got addidas rather than my kitkat...sian and tried going back to sleep....

well if i woke up and its a kitkat, den at least i would treat the early wake up as nth...

but i got an adidas instead....and i been woken up for it....1+1 makes my day more du lan...

oh well...they post already what u expect them to do....so practically the time just zoom past while i stone there...

3pm, meet adel, go look at her comps and mp3....didn't manage to get any of the mp3 as her birthday present becoz she nv saw any she like....end up i owe a birthday present....going sispec le...wonder how to give =/

wad a du lan + stony + boring day....ahhh whatheheck!

Wild Sex

2008-09-18T00:47:00.005+08:00

Time: 0046 Hrs

Date: 18 September 2008

Location: Yi Yi's Kitchen

WAH LAO EH! EARLY IN THE MORNING CAUGHT 2 KACHUA MATING!!

USE SHELTOX TO SPRAY THEM STILL CAN RUN AWAY TOGETHER (ASS TO ASS) !!

DEN NOW DYING ON MY KITCHEN FLOOR ALSO TOGETHER (ASS TO ASS)!!

below is a picture rated R-21

2 days to go!

2008-09-17T13:59:00.002+08:00

2 moe days to my posting...
5 more days to my new camp...

im bored at home

yet i dun wan to go back so fast >.<

and guess this is what they meant by Yi Mei...

Boom and Go!

2008-09-15T01:08:00.002+08:00

so its all the army boys and one civilian who meet up this afternoon

LCP Deepa, CPL Danny, PTE Alex, PTE Kelvin, PTE Yi Yi and MR Daryl

anyway soon that mr shall also lan lan surrender to army...

first destination....to have lunch....anyhow boom....Holland V....
took bus to Holland V and walked the whole V one round and settled in Crystal Jade Kitchen for 2 dishes of Chee Chong Fun (rice rolls) and a plate of char siew? ya...we are abit guai lan...go there eat these 3 dishes, their long beans appetizer and many glasses of water....the whole thing is just appetizer to our stomach...

paid our bills and went for a walk round the V again...go to breadtalk and get a bun each to munch on....still considered appetizer...

boom a location out.....East Coast.....
took another bus to Parkway Parade...walked inside, look look, see see....grab a few pretzel.....still considered appetizer....and boom East Coast Park next....the weather got from a drizzle to a downpour....and as army men...we walked in the rain like its not going to wash us away....next moment we were running when it got more heavier....ran and ran in the wrong direction....intended to go McDonalds, ends up at Big Splash....took the bus back to McDonalds and settled at some Steamboat because we are drenched and cold....now for the appraisal...

Hooked On Steamboat
East Coast Park (near McDonalds)
13.90++ Adult
Free Flow Ice Cream
2.5/5

Overall...its just passing....the choice of ingredients is quite limited....just 2 fridge half-full of food only....so ya....limited...not that we eat until full but is eat until sian so go try the free flow ice cream....at least that makes us happy....end up price + svc, gst is ard 15++....my juice add another 3 dollar....

whole time talking cock about army and sec school....now more and more of our pranks are starting to resurface from my memory....miss e good ole days =)

the whole day was suppose for daryl to go get hangers from giant....but i dun think we ever got close to any giant the whole day...and it just ended without buying any hangers?

Long lost chat....

2008-09-13T00:30:00.002+08:00

well....with nobody to go tan tan with, the sentosa trip was cancelled....slept at 2 and woke up at 9 (thanks to the army)....see doc, get med, eat med and be retarded for the afternoon....received a call to go out tonite for dinner....paul, me, tricia and bernice....end up only paul me and tricia....the gal looked different sia....we walked and talked until the fish & co glasshouse....lots of old memories....

had the usual new york fish & chip for dinner...didn't try any other dish before in like my 10th time there? lol just kinda stuck to it....the music was quite loud and we end up shouting here and there...and plus alot of birthdays....so the crew would be doing a birthday cheer while we are talking....irritating....hahaha

bought my 21 dvd at last....can watch liao...read the book and its damn nice....wonder how the film goes....gtg!

going to be retarded soon.....

Nights out...

2008-09-11T05:44:00.002+08:00

had my first meeting with the partial-high gang...met up at Tiong Bahru and ate at sakae sushi...got bernice, yan qi, B1 and me...while they talk, we both orh-orh each other with army stuffs and they got fed up...'boys always like to talk about army'...halfway thru daddy came and joined us...after dinner we went up to catch up with Bernard...had more birdings and some walkthrough of the opening of vivo...when we are all strangers...its really memorable and seems to happen not long ago...look at vivo now....chaotic....up and down gv chaotic....we are old schools....disposables....

took the car and flew off with jun wei...somehow....dunno why.....keep going the wrong direction....not lost but just go the wrong direction of where we heading....end up keep u-turning....du lanz...

reached Aloha Loyang and just nice see my bunkmates leaving....wth....so fast....but at least still got the sergeants and some of the platoon left inside....played one stupid game....up or down....wrong drop five....equal drop double....

1st set: A-Up-A Lan lan do...
2nd set: Up-A again...lan lan do....
3rd set: go one round come back Q-UP-Q....fed up...

total do until my arms numb...

but the worst was not me....our sergeant went to toilet...and we sabo with 3 4s consecutively on top...and when he came back he knew....but we gave him no choice of equal so he lan lan do 20 push-up and say we cheaters...so we give in and shuffle....this time he guessed wrongly and guessed another time with Q equal....we laughed until stomach pain...fated to do push up....just when he is done, another pair came out....total he did about 100+ pushups...its just fated.... =D

went supper next to bedok simpang...i kept bringing them down the wrong road....dunno why today my bird sense so off target....kenna scolded by the whole group...had supper and went to changi village to see 'ahem' and went to OCH too...would have wished that i could stay longer and have the car with me for the whole nite...but dad need to use it...

so sped all the way home....hoping no camera catches me....just got my 1st year btw...dun wish it to be summoned again....

POP lo!

2008-09-09T20:16:00.002+08:00

no in the terms of tequila but along the same high-ness...

i've finally POP today....3 months of training, 7 hours of sleep and running around like mad dog has turn the bird bored....this week is abit different....return for 2 days, using the stuffs from our field packs to survive the 2 days....return back camp, do one more Grad-Parade rehersal and we are off to prepare for the last nite of BMT...

3am...
woke up to prepare for the route march...they just have the idea to bring back 24km route march before Grad-Parade so that we would remember out BMT better...

Started at 5 and ended at 1300...the whole time my sole was so damn sore that i had to drag myself on...end up now walking like a penguin...

The grad parade was smooth...not as good as the rehersal coz we are tired but overall still ok....and....its just hard to believe u have to say bye bye to all your commanders in such a short time...definitely will miss that place..but i also shall enjoy my rest for now....

Mohawk!
POP!
Holiday! =D

Forgetting her...

2008-09-07T02:52:00.002+08:00

well...i dreamed of her two nites in a row in tekong. Sad. ok...im still missing those days...but wait till u read the end of this blog...before u scold me =P

just nice book out watch this show called Forgetting Sarah Marshall with deepa, alex and daryl...

its a great show by the producers of '40 years old virgin' and 'knocked-up'...the whole series was great...every single show...and the way they do it, its really great humour without mocking people or hurting anyone...the casts they used are not famous and handsome/pretty...end up with a great storyline and u will get these great movies...

this show talks about a fat musician whose famous & pretty girlfriend left him for another guy and he was hurt damn badly because he loved her 110%...he took a time off and went to hawaii and just nice his ex was there with her new handsome bf...everywhere he went, they were there...during his stay, he was helped back to his feet by the staffs of the hotel...and end up developing a relationship with the front desk lady...

just when he decided to move on, his ex broke up and wanted him back and made him having to decide who to choose...i love the show with the constant humour and meanings in it...especially when they said 'nothing hurts you anymore than what they did' and dared each other to jump off the cliff since they won't be hurt more than what they hurts now...

shall try to use that line when i route march during my POP day...
had to march 24km prior to my POP...gonna be dead tired....save me!

Forgetting Alverina Lee!
'nothing shall hurt you anymore than what they did'

The Final Countdown!

2008-08-29T21:07:00.002+08:00

well well....where shall i start...

its in just another 1 week to go....
and its just that 1 week for me to spend my time with evolet...

btw...i volunteered to join the Mohawk Drill Squad...
initial reason was to learn and practice more of my drills
but end up im in the starting line up -.-
its quite alot of fun with evolet...
hope with get the first few though....(the other company look better =/)

just a few days ago, a bird flew inside section 1...and it hit the fan....and lay on the ground breathing....(poor bird)...unfortunately....we were not taught how to save bird....and it seems to be seriously injured....so we can only bring it downstairs and pray =0

the next day (which is yesterday) its round 2....this time...a flock flew in...end up the whole of section 1 chasing birds in their bunk....still got stories of 2 hiding below the bed....funny lol....

this week also is a crazy week since we done our 16km route march early in the week....dead tiring...wonder how to survive the 24km graduation march....we had fun the whole week (since alot of free time)...and i was stripped thrice -.- gayness....

today is ippt....and its darn sad....i was under-performing...my sbj was just unable to hit silver....and the commanders dun allow us to redo it! now 80% of my command school chance just said bye bye because of the 9 cm....god save me!

2 more weeks =)

2008-08-24T14:22:00.002+08:00

2 more weeks to my long deserved holiday!!!

2 weeks is long but not long, short but not short....its killing me...

the incoming week is so packed with running and jumping....

and i just got my safra =) more clubbings for free hehe....

and the final act is done...i shall be gone =)

Round and round....

2008-08-16T23:37:00.002+08:00

ah so sorry for those who i flew the plane from tekong guys...

for the past 3 days was my sit test...its outfield and so i didn't bring my phone there...

kinda thought its on a sunday but well...

1. no phone
2. dunno the day
3. in the field and round and round and round we gooO!!

kinda tired when i returned home today...but it shall be my last outfield yay!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YANQI!!

ok...tired....leg sore....blistering....kunz....zzZZzz

Over the weekends....

2008-08-10T12:53:00.002+08:00

short summary of wad i did when i booked out....

Thurs:
watched journey to the centre of earth with wen an, xl and yali....a so-so show 7/10....got a present from them as well....a plane model =) love it...

Fri:
went out with the 4e1 dudes for dinner and a movie after....watched money not enough II....a so-so show 6/10...target audience is for the older gens one...so ya...not as entertaining to me than the older gens...after show, sit down talk cock until 3?

Sat:
went for my beeeeeeeeeeelated birthday meal with my family...thought it was going to be simple yet end up dad chose The Carousel at Royal Plaza @ Scotts....a very up place...buffet with lots of variety of cuisines, sweet pastries and a chocolate fondue....like the atmosphere quite much...price is resonable as well...go check it out if u are interested eh? =)

at night....its NDP once again but this time me only concentrate on the parade rather than the show segments...see how they give commands, hold their guns and marching....well quite nice overall...after that, got a last minute clubbing call....we are going double O....woot woot...woot woot...so long no club le and since i try arranging everytime and it fails so i was very happy when they finally called and say quite a number of us can make it....got ebi, georgie, bear, bird bunny and my friend deepa....didn't drink much the whole nite can't lost touch liao...need to retrain...

however, the night is only so-so only...becoz retro nite somehow become R&B nite...and the songs alot i dunno...so when u dunno, u dunno what moves to go with it...end up shaking there like spasm...after clubbing, we had supper of bak kut teh outside the Md Sultan Road de junction there...quite tired and till now my ear is still ringing -.- overall.....GREAT DAY!!!!

time to book in again le....sian....

Happy Birthday!!

2008-08-07T19:07:00.003+08:00

initially wanted to celebrate with somebody.....anybody at all....before i go in....

sad to say it just lands on a period where everybody is busy...

but the bird still has to fly....

to SURVIVOR ISLAND!! (cue the ah-ei-oh)

eh....its kinda sian lah...have to stay in camp for 2 weeks....when u see everybody happily booking out while u are there packing everything into your field pack....the morale in there isn't quite good when you are staring at a silent phone wishing for anyone to talk to....its that bad...

the next day when i woke up, we were rushing to get on our way to route march to our camp site...only had the chance to switch on the phone to see what happy messages i have....didn't get the chance to reply at all...so...thanks to all those who wished me happy birthday...im just too busy at that time to reply...

Route marching 8km with a bag of corns equivalent on your back isn't any morale boosting either...especially on ur birthday...its quite tiring to talk every single step, wondering when will it ever end...only to realised that they have planned you to walk one big circle to a place just 3 km away from our company line....so we walked 5 km extras! -.- wth...army....

inside me, im feeling half happy yet half sad....happy and eager to see how i survived....but also angry at times with my fat, lazy, retarded-than-me buddy...now at least i noe how 'she' felt back then...tolerating with a retarded person day by day...here are some examples:

1: Stoning
He would stone there while you are doing something

2: In & Out
He would ask you some questions that commanders just clarified just now, making u have to wonder whether has he been listening anot....

3: Lazy
He would say its troublesome than to take an extra steps to do somethings....like candywrapping our field packs in case of wild boars...

and one extra exceptional de example that nearly make me burst out my anger....

We were doing our nite walk...which is very dark...we managed to broke off once and so everybody's mood was quite bad....the theory is to follow the person infront of you....and as first man i have to follow our sergeant by the tiny luminous straw on his back....after broke up, my buddy gave a stupid comment...

BUDDY: Eh, go tell sergeant that his luminous straw too dim, i cannot see
(me ignores comment)
(buddy went ahead and tell sergeant)
(sergeant ignores comment)
(me grab buddy)
ME: WHAT YOU WHAT HIM TO DO? YOU WAN HIM TO MAKE IT BRIGHTER ISSIT? YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO FOLLOW ME AND ITS MY JOB TO FOLLOW HIM, IF I CANNOT SEE, I WOULD TOLD HIM..

furthermore, he would often sit down, ask you to help him fill up his waterbottle while you think when did he ever stand up to fill his and not to mention ever help me fill before...and when i told him that, he would be angered and say fine!...

what a happy birthday to me man....throughout the field camp was annoyed by him ah...

but still i managed to survive the 6 days field camp...its really...challanging....at times like....shitting into a damn tiny hole which u can't see? running like mad man through the jungle? digging your own grave? and sleeping on hard soils? and surviving on minimum light...

but right now i just need a good rest and a birthday cake to blow....

Stupidity...

2008-07-26T13:01:00.002+08:00

it has been a long week.....and its the first time ever that i misses home.....
abit sick of doing what i do everyday...

well....time for bird stories....
this blog has been missing alot of it for very long time le....
lets get the ball rolllllliinnnnngggg......

well....everybody in the army gets to throw a 'live' grenade once....and all the boys would definitely tell you its damn shiok....
for me....its shiok...in a stupid way....
of cox not throwing it to myself or doing anything stupid whatsoever...
everything is fine....right up till i throw it.....it flew nicely that even the sirs says its a good throw....and three thousands, four thousands, five thousands, six thousands, seven thousands, eight thousands..................the grenade didn't explode.......and i noe i gg le.....

had to wait for the explosive guy to detonate my grenade for me....wad a great experience....my virginity screwed liddat...sianed...but the blast was great though.... and i was one of the only few at the front next to the big bang =)

anyway....the second stupidity factor.....

whats the down side of using a key-lock?

can't think of any right?

how about locking your own key inside your locker?

whats supposed to be early night turned into a sawing frenzy after realising i locked my keys inside my locker....even my platoon sergeant also says 'its so yi yi la'
and so half a section was gather around my locker, desperately sawing off the lock so that we could all sleep early, with a smiling sergeant behind watching....

and both incidents were quite well known in the platoon....

wierd dreams...

2008-07-20T11:37:00.003+08:00

lately i've been getting wierd dreams....

how wierd can a dream get right?

imagine waking up at night and proning on your bed X 5

or

imagine waking up at night and mistaking your handphone as grenade X 4

somehow my day activities are making their ways into my sleep....

didn't go dbl 0 yesterday (although pretty much want to), didn't chill out (nobody to go with) and so adel asked me to go supper with her coz she just woke up...me too...so ok lor...get the car, drive to jurong and go to Bukit Timah eat...ate boon tong kee (think its liddat spelled) coz dunno what to eat...catch up abit and den went home (no idea of places to go)....yea...wonderful saturday right? but at least i get to rest alot...was drowsy the whole nite though from that 10 ml of "ultimate liquor" (cough syrup)....10 ml equivalent to a whole nite of drinking....kinda worried that i would sleep while driving =P but lucky im a born driver....good eh?

or did i?

2008-07-19T16:17:00.003+08:00

lol...didn't seems to remember mentioning that emart auntie in the blog leh...did i told you guys?

anyway...yay!
its halfway thru BMT!!
and i just returned home and saw the pics during that farewell dinner last sunday....
i looked like one little malay boy with no hair =/
even my mom said if im not her son, she dunno what would be the first language when i open my mouth...
by the by, thank you guys for making my pre X3 celebration a good one...love it very much...and the present as well =) hope to spend more time with you guys....loves =D

just did my range...not bad...shy of 1 mark to marksman....
evolet was sick that day...so missed 5 shots...can't retake my test...
anyway...bmt no marksmanship so its pointless anyway...

field camp is coming up...
and the army just have a nice way of screwing my birthday up....
smart of you if u are those who guessed how they screwed it up....

1 + 1 = ?

correcto! its on my birthday...
so the original plan for me to celebrate at dbl 0 has been shredded...
sadness....

so im inviting those who are able to join next weekend at dbl 0 with me....will have some friends of mine as well...let us have great fun and enjoy ourselves alrite? (bottles will be opened =D)

woo hoo hoo (dunno wad title to write)

2008-07-13T11:48:00.002+08:00

wanted to go out desperately and was too lazy at the same time....
was planning to watch movie marathon with Karenn de since both of us sooooooo long miss so many movies..

end up both of us not free enuff so we only watched Hellboy...
drove there early and offered my carpet head around for those who wan to strike toto...

thanks daddy for getting us good tix =D

well...hellboy...didn't watch the first part...so the sequel may be abit blur for both of us...but overall it is ok...quite funny at times...

after movie, i drove up to mount faber...dun get the wrong idea...i just misses the place and felt like driving up there and breathe the 'singapore' fresh air...as both of us was tired so we just stayed a short while before heading home...

heard some quite disturbing news yesterday...but well...its hard to believe yet if its true den i shall just have to point myself a new way den...this is the army life....

=/

THe ArMy Life...

2008-07-12T13:48:00.006+08:00

The effect of army...

With the ugly pic, it kinda shows how much more charming was i before enlistment

well...army could erase u from the face of the earth...well almost soon...

it erases ur communication skills...prolly because after u put on that helmet, your mind got cooked by it and soon you start getting stupidier X 100...

from the experience of my previous booking outs, it seems that...i can't think of anything at all on the normal streets...things like:

what to eat: got what? anything that is nice (mind is corrupted by the chye ben of everyday cookhouse)
where to go: dunno...just feel like walking...everywhere seems nice (freedom is...)
what have you been doing: erm....army stuff? (what else?)

right now...theres no stuffs for me to talk about...sianess...I WAN TO WATCH MOVIE T.T
and 21 just got off the screen...double sian....i wan to drink....but no buddy....triple sian...

the enhanced batch finally came....and u will be wondering how in heaven does these guys pass their ippt? (they all look like some nerd cocks and we prefer calling them raw meats since we are four weeks old)...yet they are our sole entertainment and competition...imagine many platoons of blur blur guys with long hairs walking around...

btw...i also found a new girlfriend...her name is Evolet..pretty cool name huh? shes such a beauty...fell in love with her at first sight...hope she doesn't disappoint me like the first did...

Yi Yi & Evolet =D

The Diver, The Signaller, The Pilot & The CRs...

2008-07-06T00:41:00.002+08:00

Diver- Danny
Signaller- Deepa
Pilot (kite)- Paul
Chao Recruits(CRs)- Yi Yi, Kelvin, Alex (soon to be)

since today booked out on sat, so have to make use of the sat well....went out with the guys for the farewell hangout of alex who soon to be CR in tekong....joining us on survivor island....started off with a movie with Signaller and Soon to be CR alex..Deception, starring Ewan Mcgregor and Wolverine....its a great show, with great twists...although its not as much as prestigue or other films with many many twist...this film twist is great...like what the critics say...its worth watching....love it especially when my fave actor is in it...

before movie, we went to the shukodu at cine to eat...originally wanted to eat waffle with grapes ice cream...end up no grapes ice cream...nvm...melon ice cream looks nice....den no waffles...wtf...what good service...fed up, watch alex eat and go watch the movie...

after movie, went walk down orchard road...see girls...(inside survivor island almost becoming gay)...settled at wisma and ate...den meet up with the diver and the other CR...wanted a place to chill and so we chilled at liquid kitchen...not a bad place...price is resonable....ambience is good....staffs is good...but abit small....chat with the guys and also planned possible location for my birthday party =)

well...overall its just a dull day...usual joking around and catching up with each other...gotta book in already...so tired =( and fast...i miss my bed!

2nd book out...

2008-07-05T12:47:00.003+08:00

In the early morning run,
with a field pack on my back,
with an aching in my heart,
and my body full of sweat..

Im a long long way from home,
and i miss my lover so..

In the early morning run,
when the cold wind blows....
when the cold wind blows....

its 2nd book out!! weee....and its shorter T.T
booked out today (SAT) and its like eat half of our day...
6 days in camp 1 day outside...
really make you miss home...

this week marks my third week and soon next week shall be the start of my bmt...real stressed...
thats when all the guys out there like alex going to get botak! =P
starting to get annoyed by my buddy...

he takes joke seriously, low treshold for humour,
he is lazy

bunk ic has been rotated from me to him, and hes kinda abusing his title and starts to order us around.

Scenario 1:
'all section send three people go collect out rations' and he chose all 3 people without him inside...i looked left and right, the ics of other sections go take themselves too...but he say its quite shiok to be ic...no need to go...

Scenario 2:
Section keys are supposed to be held by bunk ics and so hes the one responsible to open/close doors and to ensure bunk is in standby condition. He would rather pass me the keys at any possible opportunities...

Scenario 3:
our section mate got 1 is quite quiet...while we are boarding bus for booking out, the number was lost among the few people infront of me (all from our section) and so i board the bus mumbling whatever is the possible number...he can't hear properly, annoyed and ask me whats the number, i said i dunno, he scold 'can u all dun shout like pussies anot'...wah...call ur section mates pussy...

he noes how to everytime act like ic shout 'bring your 11b' and etc yet he dun make an example...doesn't put in effort to things he does... if i try to push him to do things better, he would give that annoyed and heck care look...especially during water parade and temp taking...the saf set this up so that we won't collapsed due to dehydration and this buddy of mine would not finish half a bottle (set by the commanders) and always report false temp without taking temp...so as a buddy if he collapse i would kenna right? if i scold him to drink more or take temp he would give me that 'aiya no need la' thing...

du lanz...save me ah!

Boys Boys Boys....

2008-06-29T01:52:00.003+08:00

great sleep on a great bed!

woke up early...ZBL (zhuo bo lan) until ard 12....drove out and picked deepa, paul and daryl....and i dunno if i got summoned anot...coz i was following closely behind a truck and with my retarded personality, abit slow in reacting to the amber....and that blardi amber...just practically flashed....all the while im travelling 60-70....where got time to stop....so i chiong lor....i passed the line either at amber or just after....so the result shall be known a week later...

continue on our journey, headed to marina for a movie first....watched wanted....real nice show...a typical office boy...who feels like panic attack when hes under stress...but thats actually an unique ability for his heart to pump 400 times, resulting in lightning fast action...but he dunno that...thats the sneak peak of the movie....go watch and i would strongly recommend it for its actions....real nice....especially the curl shooting...

next up is go to suntec to do crazy grocery shopping for the in camp shopping list...lots of stuff to buy...bought about 120 plus of stuffs...real crazy...just practically dump everything into our basket...walked and slacked in toys 'r' us and enjoy our childhood back...from kicking plastic balls to foam sword fighting....and not to mention bully small kids....well....childhood....left the place at 8 plus go find danny and kel for dinner at chong pang....

driving around...and getting lost...stilll haven master the north well enuff yet....driving in circles...and finally settled at chong pang....thats where i think i see my csm...wah...first book out already see my csm...and it seems hes wondering which chao recruit keep staring at him (everytime i turn over to look at him, he seems to be looking at me, even from the side when i steal a peek!)....seems like him lah...dunno whether issit anot....

last day...of my book out day! im going to miss my home!
my love
my friends
my laptop
my freedom
my hot shower

ouch...

Mohawk Mohawk!

2008-06-27T23:24:00.003+08:00

ok...first to start off with...there shall not be any classified details on the operations of the army...since they dun allow us to blog it =/ so there goes a large chunk of the fun part...

hello everybody!! im back!! 2 weeks down!

its an experience i would say...living on survivor island...marching to wherever i go...leisure time spent at bunk...nth to do except sleep, polish boots and watch old newspaper again and again like as though a news flash is going to happen...hot...and cold....at the extremes....and also...many birds...big birds, small birds....big one used us as a marker to Changi International, small ones practices their bombing on our laundry lines...just like army, they got their infantry, their bmtc and their commandos....the infantry would just fly around normally and practice target shooting, the bmtc would fall in to their bunks outside our bunks at evening and make a hell of a noise to keep us from sleeping ( u can see clearly that every brunches is taken) and the commandos would use their fly low, sneak attack at the cook house to get unattended foods....

the sleep till now is still full of dreams of the activities of what we do that day...i still remembered i falled in on my bed, i did my physical training moves on my bed too....all while im sleeping....heard from other bunks that got one guy even sleep talked : "5 minutes more sergeant"...

for now our commanders are still good to us...as long as we give them what they want...kinda blessed to be in this platoon...great bunkmates and so on....so far so good...getting a pretty tan unlike other white guys who get half tan half white at their necks...lol...and i think i grown some muscles too...happy =)

well...two weeks has passed and this euro sux....spent dunno how much buy will lose....totally unpredictable....waste my money -.- given up my hope liao....

alrite...hello everybody...i shall be back!

Mohawk Mohawk! all the way!

Au Revoir~

2008-06-11T21:12:00.002+08:00

well...the last nite...just think as myself going to a chalet =/

everything is packed...although it feels wierd packing everything but clothings...

its still pretty early in the night...but tml gonna wake at 6.30...so its early sleep early wake...
tml my ferry check in time is 0745 to 0815 hours to the chalet...official check in time is 0830 hours...well...its at the 2nd chalet...and heard they have great seaview and international buffet for the whole stay...there are ample recreational facilities too and its all for free...great! and i won this package through a national balloting system...heard 95% of the males got it...wow...

lol kept laughing when i see the m1 commercial and sing along with it...in case u wonder why....yesterday dat driving around...when all the boys got into my car and daddy was wondering why i dun move out for a long time....i started looking at geswin and Woot-woot! Woot-woot! and he joined in and soon the whole car shaking lol....daddy almost went crazy haha....gonna miss that moment...

today also moved around like something got up my ass...i got sunburnt on my back...and now regretting what mushmom said...she said why dun call them apply suntan lotion on my back...lol i self-applied and end up me pain ouch....

went out and bought that back to the old skool retro record today....definitely going to miss clubbing....dun worry guys! i shall do what i promised in 3 weeks =) gv payday! lol they still own me money hahaha...

well...now to the main topic...i would like to thanks all of you who enjoy my last days with me and make me so high and happy haha....its great and i wished everyday would be like those days...well i would also like to thanks those who well-wished me...although u guys are unable to be able to be here with me but its the heart that counts =)

well this is the final blog...for 2 weeks...see ya guys while i enjoy my holiday trip! take care ah! ingats! Au Revoir!~

Feelings...

2008-06-11T01:54:00.003+08:00

The feeling now is....almost really like someone (shinigami) come and tell you...you have a week before i take you...please enjoy your days with those whom you love...good bye.

and...

im down with 1 more day...

theres so much to do....yet....no matter how hard you try, it never seems enough of time...

today is another fruitful day for me...enjoyed it to the fullest from dawn to dusk...waking up at 8, i decided to hug my pillows and bed before im gone...hugged it for 2 hours...decided on whether to go Sentosa or not...but well since i told her i would call her from there...so i shall go....

turns out Ebi and Mushmom haven went in yet and im just in time to meet them....yes....3 ole us and a whole lot of people...den just nice saw jasmine too on the monorail....today is a bright sunny day...missing only the NDP rehersal flybys....(that time got 1 chinhook just circled sentosa at slightly above tree top height and i forgot to took pic of it...wasted)...we set up over at our usual spot becoz i told them im going to attempt to fish the tree today...they tot i was joking...until i showed them the fishing line, that rope and some other stuffs...labelled crazy by them....tot being with them so long they should noe that -.-

i walked around that tree, looking at every angle and i can't saw it...totally seems like its not there...gosh...dun even have a target for me to aim my fishing line at....ouch...gave up and go suntan with them instead....made them jealous when i used my hammock as a mat today...totally comfy haha...their tanning is so well planned...30 minutes turn 30 minutes turn...not like us boys...run around, jump around, crawl around and get tanned....called her while tanning....feel abit sad because i won't be able to talk to her any more in the near future....but at least i was able to make some progress....

yes....i shall preservere and wait for the 6 months for u....

nearing the end of the session, a ang moh lady came....she lied horizontally to the horizon...Ebi and Mushmom keep saying she probably would ask me to put suntan lotion for her back. wth...and Mushmom took a test pic for the camera- her....and when we look at the pic...it looks so much like those 'perfect pics' for camera demostration...the water blue, the sand white and the model there...wow...

after Sentosa, they went to their movie while i went to my giant to shop for my military supplies...

reached home, got the car and rushed down...first person to came in was Geswin....and he really did what i thought he would have done....wind down the window, stick his head out and shout....omg he shouted during the slow traffic at expressway...and at st james...making everybody look at me....lol...den keep urging me to go bang banglas...daddy say he would prolly become a road rage when he got his license....leaving a trail of banged banglas in his wake....

Did some fast and furious to those who met at vivo....bo bian...have to reach down to funan fast....and furious....lol

We had a tatami room at Sakae Sushi @ Funan...pre-booked....every page we turned, its like stock brokers fighting at the floor...Give me 3! give me 5! give or take! no more for you!...and so we came out with orders totallying 242.13 after discount....wow....the trading floor must have hid a new high...i was willing to expect an all-out so just order lor....what do u expect when u have 2 days to live well?

after dinner, boys split boys and gals split gals...was able to show Yan Wan whats my fast and furious...after she gave the guys a stunner....stunned...very long nv see people drive liddat liao leh...hahaha....and summore can tell me she nearly bang my ass....haha....guess she haven see how cruel the world is...where cars dun give way and u have to fight for it....changing lanes at tight moments too...she had a hard time following my car which zig zag all the way to dempsey...

Ate Ben and Jerry's at dempsey...talked alot after that....thailand trips, hong kong trips, Premium airlines, budget airlines...im blurred...den come the time that we have to finally part....took a family photo and part...time to zoom zoom home....have to send them back too....love sending people back because its an experience...and u would recog the road next time....fast and furious when i can, but very fear of the cameras...when its my turn to go home...bummer....no carparks left at my block...neither do next block....only space is between our blocks....and that blardi TOOT go park until so damn near....my car like just nice fit in...with the door space only enuff for my figure...wonder how my dad react tml....for his figure =/

1 more day....

come what may...
i will love you...
until my dying days....

long but short movie marathon...

2008-06-09T22:56:00.002+08:00

yes...the sex was great....

lol...thats what i said when i came out after sex and the city and vik gave me that typical yiyi's nonsense look...

so u guessed it...first show SITC...second show was narnia...

the first show is quite long...twist here, twist there....the few old women....and great demoralizer for man becoz all the man shown were hot bods....(btw sentosa got send me 1 email say i got 8.5 for my bod...oh my) and could tell that they cut the exciting sex part becoz all the adults in the office were like complaining about it....

we went to walk around during the marathon's intermission....went to buy soccer bets...muahaha time to earn money....earn before i go army...muahaha....come back and buy that gourmet popcorn....daddy was bouncing around wanting to get that very eagerly...continue narnia...abit wierd though....they left an adult, became children...now children go back...cannot go back as adult meh....lol....well that would mean they no need to act anymore liao though....haha....anyway...this is another of disney's modern fairy tale....not bad...more fights than part 1....not going to synposis it since u guys prolly going to watch it...shall just leave the ratings...

SITC 3.5
Narnia 3.5

after that me and daddy wen to candy empire to be kids again....my purpose is to shop for final gifts for the office....to thank them for the guidance, fun and laughter....well of coz...i can't just leave so quietly can i? haha....anyway...turned in my keys liao....officially no access to any restricted areas of gv le....floor also passed down le....so is my legacy.....but no apprentice though...gv is running on a fast merciless timetable....u would become forgotten....no matter how famous u are, how well u did....as long as u disappear, you disappear....so goodbye vivo!

went to eat at seah im with daddy and mummy and ges...tml shall go sentosa again to fish for my boomerang...shall see how it goes...

Solitary v2.0

2008-06-09T01:26:00.003+08:00

just watched a wow show...definitely first of its kind...something seems to be straight out of Valve lab...in case what u dunno Valve is the maker of half life and counter-strike....valve also came out with hit games like portal...you are part of an experiment...you take a gun and u have to go room to room, challanges harder than challanges to next level....

leaving my tv on while chatting, this reality show called Solitary v2.0 came on....its a show...with a 'Computer' as the command giving commands in a lady computer voice interacting with them....9 people in seperate cells....no rest, no luxury, given tasks, challanges and stuffs to do to challange themselves on for the prize money....during each task, u dunno who completed, what order you are in...you just push urself on...quite cool....kinda give u the pressure and the fear...of hoping you are not the last and yet dunno u are winning or not...

too bad...that i could only watch this episode....too bad...that it starts at 12.30am on monday morning....so i can't possibly recommend to all of u...but...watch and u shall be wowed! haha...

sadness....3 more days!!! tick tock tick tock...

Sex in the city (male version)

2008-06-08T21:13:00.003+08:00

well...didn't go clubbing last nite becoz of the wierd stomach feeling brought forward from gallery nite...regret when Deepa say he had a great time...ah...regret...

today actually planned to go out with Paul and Deepa....only...but well...since we all feel like it, we called danny, kelvin and alex along....from 12 say meet until 1.30 den meet....guys...can never be on time...

on the train....reaching city hall, paul finally replied....sorry guys....wah....the bomb drop on us again....the kite has reach space liao....

we all started our day looking around for food...initially i wanted to have good food and so i chose new york new york...den kel suggest miss clarity...we didn't noe whats was it until he brought us there...lucky it turns out to be miss clarity and not some other nameless cafe else we would have scolded kel up down left right...walked back to suntec and ate bali thai....tot the serving would be big but turns out all the thingys that we ordered are 1-person portion -.- so each person a little...total bill 80...each person 16...kinda on the ex side....food was ok....

after food came the shopping....walked from east to west....from adidas to ralph lauren...den over to marina where we stood inside sasa testing perfumes...den danny bought 1...CK new summer or smth liddat....we also found one that smell like tiger balm...good gift for people u hate...forget the name liao...but its in a bottle shaped like a man's body...well...since its all guys...and theres many ice cream parlour around...so i suggested this idea...lets all scout the ice cream parlours until theres one with pretty girls den we take a seat in there....and to our surprise....NONE!?!?! wah....sadness....anderson, ben and jerry, chocs, azabo, MOF....but MOF still got ok ok only lah...on the down side de ok lah...time is running out so we just sit and eat...

the whole time...kel was suaned about he and Pei Ling...becoz of something he said....one sentence is all it take...."All boys ah? abit e sian leh"....what does that means? so he has been suaned all day long...everything with Pei Ling's name coming out...every topic...before the main issue sure start with a joke about him....

well...its kinda like a last gathering for the guys...next one shall be 3 weeks later....gonna miss u guys....and im already missing her....especially these few days...imagine i have to wait 6 months to see her again...3 weeks without contact....ouch....

Its wierd for 5 guys to walk the fountain...but thats what we did...no harm doing it...

Gallery @ St James

2008-06-07T13:07:00.005+08:00

its going to be a crazy night...but exactly how, i can't predict...

the rest has gone in...leaving me waiting for Wen An's IC to come...

they are celebrating Yali's Birthday as well as my departure...ya...to hell...

they intended to open cannon...thats what boss said...dunno how crazy it is tonite...

reach gv before boss and so walked about...went to office to return my 'beautiful' uniform from that 'beautiful' nite...should be a shock to colleen...
walked around to say hi to everybody and took last pics with Yati...den go disturb floor a while before boss come...

did all the preparation of memorising IC, hiding my IC, and acting old but in the end the guy didn't even stop me to check...walked straight thru to meet the gang...already there was Colleen, Amber, Ling Ling, XL, William, Wen An and Miss Tay...with a rather small bottle of Chivas in the middle...before Yali came, i had already bottoms up 5-6 glasses already...

when Yali come, the attention was diverted to her...

10 glasses of 'Forget me not'

taking it slowly..

seems to think a jug is better than glasses by glasses

Moet by me...

Lucky Miss Goh still have a Gold Class potential left in GV

Stress

Can't Take it anymore...

My cork

Going for a walk...

in the end, i was dragged out to the pavement and left outside GV until morning when the morning mgr called for my parents and bring me home....

well had to hit my quota of birding once in every few post...the truth is i was dragged into wen an car...how i got there i dunno...got a plastic bag for me to puke...all the way to home and dragged up to my flat...gotta thanks Wen An and William for that...managed to strip everything and crawl into the showers....already felt like sleeping in there if not for Yi Lei outside shouting its her turn....

Working as planned...

2008-06-06T16:16:00.003+08:00

Seen those pictures on my display pics?

they are there for a purpose...

and 3 days ago she finally saw it...

it came as a surprise and a very bad one to her when she asked jokingly
'your new girl?' and the answer which goes with it was a yes...
i know that feeling becoz whenever i read her blog about her mentioning another guy,
i would feel kinda hurt too...although we broke up long ago, you can't say we totally forget about each other...

the feeling should be the same when she mentioned 'black subaru'...
same scenario...
for the next couple of blogs entry, she was writing how sad she was
and though i did it, i felt bad but i still carry on...
today...i can certify that shes totally hopeless...

i wan to be nice...and tried to...
i said to her...an advice to u...try to smile more...people like happy girls...
and there are times u can't be strong always...else the guy would not have anything to do...give in sometimes...and stay happy...
these has what i've been saying for the whole period when we are together...

but when i returned from school, a new post came up...its back to her usual 'you dun like u F*** off' attitude'...i've made myself this strong becoz of blah blah' and all the bullshits...good words doesn't seems to digest in her...i've given up hope to be nice to her...

you must be wondering why i go do all these unnecessary 'nice things' again right?

becoz today i dreamnt of her...of her playing with me, the cheerful girl who would listen, who would care, who is nice, the girl who is her past...so i woke up, thinking maybe i should tell her to move along...get back to her normal self and move along...

this is the last straw for me le...

Bummer =/

2008-06-04T20:17:00.003+08:00

Finally another sentosa trip...
This time its with the waterboys...
Great sunny day...
Also a good time for MRT to breakdown...
Late for a bit...

Georgie, Wayne and me reached sentosa and we set up everything first while waiting for Geswin to come...this time it was different...i brought boomerang and a soccer ball to play...so it was there that we play boomerang...(in memory of it) it was green, 3 legged, made of polycarbonate and nice to throw...it kinda look nice when flying too! becoz one of the throw landed in water and i was afraid of losing it out at sea, i throw in land...and it arc right back into its final resting ground...on top of a blardi tall palm tree...right in the middle of the stem...becoz bird is on MC, so bird can't fly up to collect...den the dog suggest that we could kick the soccer ball up and shake it down...and so we try for 15 minutes and IT GOT STUCK TOO!! thats when the bunny came in and laugh at our stupidity...

the bird, the dog, the rabbit tried their best to climb that tree but to no avail...so bird thought of an idea...to cope rope from a nearby event set-up, tie the rope to a stone and haul it over the brunch so that they can shake everything down...due to the rope thickness, the rock keep felling and it soon become a hazard to public safety, deemed Zookeeper...dog has an idea and brought a couple of bamboo poles there and start tying them up together...bird and bunny joined in and soon they have a pole long enough to reach that height and down came the ball...however, the boomerang is now snuggly nested in the stem...so no matter how much attempt to poke, the pole starts to break down and the bird, the bunny and the dog gave up and left...

In the end, the dog, the bunny and the bird didn't get much tanning except for Zookeeper...

and...
poor boomerang will be up there waiting for its next owner to come...

Meanwhile, the waterboys all went to watch movie after the tiring day...watching Accuracy of Death...pretty nice jap show...ah bird doesn't find it draggy despite many people saying it is...worth watching...

Today also marks the final day of ah bird in GV...was quite a quiet end to ah bird's career...no celebration no goodbyes...just silent waving...ah bird going to be plucked of feather soon! T.T

Sedation

2008-06-03T16:19:00.003+08:00

one week of agony...
one pack of painkillers...
one sedated bird...

yesterday was a torture...no choice have to go with family take family photo at a studio in IMM...my sisters say that i look like i have constipation becoz my smile was like forced...reason was due to my legs =/ so pain that i have to drag myself inside and outside the car..

went to see doc to get mc and the doc gave me 3 days with a pack of painkillers...after eating the first set i felt totally weak, my senses dulled, my brain slowed even further...slept at 8 and woke up at 8...powerful...

today my legs felt better so i went down to wisma for my phone...end up they just upgrade the software FOC but didn't offer any compensation...if problem arises, just go back and find the guy -.- the whole time walking makes me feel abit breathless becoz of the medicine...should bring 1 pack to clubbing next time...it can make u high...alcohol-free alternative

i wouldn't have to do this if u never gave up on me...

Sundown Marathon

2008-06-02T03:35:00.002+08:00

I finally conquered the SUNDOWN MARATHON!!

it has been a torturous night for me and also torturous for the days to come...

the pain has already come...and im paralysed on the bed for the whole day already...it is really bad...the consequence of pounding ur feet on pavement for a night with several up and down...best estimates that i could recover is a week...things that i can't do now includes, lifting my leg without the feeling of a real knife plunging ur leg (realli its that bad), bending my knees, run?, walk normal?...it feels like i have something up my ass..had to go mc for my workdays already...sorry guys if i let you down...especially daddy =(

right...lets get on down to the main event...

dad fetched me down to changi village (starting point) @ 11 and we walked over to the starting point to have a look...it realli does look like a low budget one that is worst than Standard Chartered...small area, low population, small carparks, wierd route, low budget...the area is like everything cramping together and the people joined this time round is around 6k only...idle around and wait for Wen An to reach...collected nightsticks as well (woo i love nightsticks..kinda remind u of thunderbeads)..Carpark location was so limited...the 2 carparks at changi village doesn't accomodate all the cars and if u illegal, you get a summon which Wen An did...The route is so wierd becoz they didn't seal up all the roads and instead, put u on park connectors, leaving u fight for oxygen with the plants...wth...

Start-off was smooth but very stuffy coz 6k people had to squeeze 1 side of the road up all the way to east coast park...me and wen an rushed ahead and ran for 12km and thats when my legs felt like they are cramping up...the feeling is so horrible...u wish to run but if u do, you will cramp....and that feeling sticks for another 15kms..we reached east coast park at around 1 hr 10 minutes, 10km...and proceed to run all the way to Big Splash which is the 21km mark and we reached there at 3...all the while we are walking becoz both Wen An and me had that cramping feeling...We waited for Miss Goh at the Big Splash there and we finally meet up after crossing an overhead bridge at Siglap Road....yes...ITS AN OVERHEAD BRIDGE!! (WIERD ROUTES!)..but this bridge is ok...theres worst ahead...

the next part of the run was from EAST COAST up to BEDOK RESIRVOIR via the park connectors...its a long long long stretch of road that goes all the way past kembangan MRT (24km, 4am) up to Bedok Resirvoir....we are all getting very hungry and wondering where the food point they said there was was at...Finally we reached one after crossing another overhead bridge over PIE...The bananas never look so good and taste so great before...the power gel taste power too...den come the ultimate...all the overhead bridges that we passed are ramp access...but this is a STEP ONLY! OMG! everybody who saw the bridge immediately felt demoralized...but somehow the energy already came to me and for a moment my leg doesn't feel anything...was still able to climb 2 steps at a time =D

Halfway thru Bedok Resirvoir, i felt like a can of Coke that has been shaken and awaiting somebody to release my cap...keep asking Wen An and Miss Goh whether they wan to start running and they claim im crazy and called me to do so if i wan to...and so i zoom all the way up front...walking fast all the way and overtaking many people...enters into Tampines (28km, 5am), entering Pasir Ris and thats when the sky starts to rain...and due to their poor planning, when it starts to pour, the road marshals just call us to head inside shelter...many including me ignores it and just continue running...ran all the way till loyang (32km, 6am) where the rains start to get lesser and its more demoralizing...my shoes are wet...and its a running shoe...running shoe + rain = soggy leg with heavy shoes...the last 10km is pretty demoralizing coz you have just ran 30 km, feeling dead tired, yet you are so close...you would be draggin yourself along with a blank mind...the progress made was quite slow becoz of the up and downs and also the tireness....when i reached OCH (38km, 7am), im practically spent up and even though they say just 4 more clicks, you have no strength to move on...4, 2, 1 and im still no strength...i didn't run until im 200 metres from the ending point and the crowds was so small becoz everybody run finish and left...

took the medal and the finisher T-Shirt and sat at the pavement self-enjoying the rest...waited for around 45 minutes and Miss Goh came in...den another 30 before Wen An came in...the walk to the car was #!@$&#! all the way...and the step into the car was !)@(#$&&#$&@*(!$*$*@!...we went to pick XL and head to east coast eat breakfast...once again with the !)@(#$&&#$&@*(! and the 4 white legs race each other to KFC...the whole thing was very funny coz we are all @$#&@ all the way up the stairs...

Part 1

2008-05-31T21:19:00.002+08:00

Yesterday was graduation..as well as my soft retirement saboing...

as i haven got the pics for the sabo, i shall post my graduation first...

finally...after 3 years...i am able to step inside the convention hall again, this time is not for any exam but for my cert..reach there just on time and wasn't able to meet up with our WISP teacher for a photo...had to rush into our lecture halls for briefing le...saw a few familiar faces around but none sitting around me...sian 1/2...after briefing, we had to line up to go up to the main auditorium with our gowns on...the stage looks nice...for the first time haha...den the start of a video, arrival of VIP, national anthem and another short video...den start of presentation...row by row we clapped until our turn to go downstairs...there they make the final adjustments to our looks and den queue up to go on stage...the lecturer said that the only time we are on our own is when we are on stage...and my turn was like...huh? do wad? go there shake hands le den take a pic that i think i wasn't looking good haha...den finally collect our cert on the way back...everything is fast and short...any feelings? not realli...just that okay im nearer to army now -.- called vivo to say i was late coz theres so many people and i dunno what time the whole ceremony ends...i forget to bring clothes for tonite also...so i had to rush off...only got to take a pic with paul and some people before i have to leave...wished i can stay longer...=/ reached home and rush to work...which day do i not rush for work eh?

Strip-tease...

2008-05-30T01:33:00.002+08:00

had to drag myself off bed becoz working at 12.30...10 hour shift...so early...have to survive with abit of manpower shortage...rare for weekdays...but what to do...single handedly set up the areas for both group bookings...without breakfast and lunch...at the end i was panting and feeling very weak liao...still have to wait until 4 for reinforcement...

finally when able to go buy food and wan to start feasting, Saruman wan us to throw standees...im ok...but...when i come to the standee, im like WTH! im going to die before i finish everything...its that speed racer, indiana jones and accuracy of death...speed racer was the killer one...its so complex and we dunno how to kill it so end up me and Yong Xing jumping up and down on that...until me totally weak liao...drag that heavy one up and throw away den faster go eat...battery left 10% only...

Battery Breakdown:
Set up GV Max event: 20%
Set up Foyer event: 50%
Kill Standee: 20%
Balance: 10%

den summore i have to perform a last minute stunt...
change into GC uniform and help butler for that Foyer Event...
came up and exchanged orh-orh with ges becoz we both crows for the day...me for a while...

they are serving 55 cosmopolitan to that booking of 85 ladies...wah...suppose to go around asking if they wan and end up the lady told us some won't have...so dun go around asking...ask when they produce a coupon...so become like me take the freshly mixed cosmo, put on my tray and pass to the lady infront of the 'bar'? i feel redundant...only good for image and collecting glasses...dots...after helping out at GC for a short while, finally can change to red...can see that HA wasn't happy with me being around...draw line liao wad...so the whole time im red black red....

red, iron black
black, iron red

all within a period of 1 hour or so...makes me feel like im those strip-tease entertainer for higher for events... =/

today another highlight was hankypanky...Sam and Frodo was hankypankying in the changing room...HUH?!?!

ya...that would be a top news except that of coz is my birding...heres the true story...3 teens came out of accuracy of death...obviously bored by the show...they approached me...like we knew each other that close and ask me is hanky panky allowed in the theatre...i said no and they start their enthu talk on which seats, what show and where the couple were...so ok...i going to settle it but shorthanded...until ryan came and stand...time to see how serious they were...

Place of Incident: Cinema 7
Time: Dunno?
Character: Yi Yi...

i went in, start to locate from the back, got my fix on them and start doing my checks...they were not aware of my presence of walking up and down...so i stood at the aisle watching...and oh god...no birding...the boy was almost eating that girl up...2 seats almost becoming 3...couple seats almost becoming a bed...den the show went to a dark screen...wth...hard to see what they do except eating each other leh...i was standing there wondering if i should torch them...but decided a closer verbal warning would be better...den when until got light liao and thats when i see the guy hand like going in den i go walk in...'HALO, I am Lindsey Lohan'...lol...ok ok...'Halo, theres people complaining about your acts, please do it at home can?' and that guy was like the face kiss halfway blur look...wah lao eh..the scene is like girl's leg up down left right, guy's hand flying around...wth...so gore lah...in a PG cinema...wth...airthertainment before i leave gv...nbz

HAPPY PAY DAY!

2008-05-29T01:10:00.000+08:00

im dead tired, sore feet, heavy eyelids...and the only thing that make me smile today is my pay...long have i hit this amount already...its like the 2nd time i hit this high ok? the reason?

i only den realised that i've been working almost like a full timer every week...holding on to it...although complaining much...but holding it and moving on...its my last week...im wan to just stop working and get a good rest but also im starting to miss all those around me, the fun, the chionging, the crowd...

there is always a journey...with fun and laughter...and also an end...its life...but there are always friends...who you would bring along for the rest of your life...that at least i could be grateful for...

when u talk about someone, although everyone noe about the person, they would always be interested in what stunt they did again...and so...here comes a bed time story of SAM again...working with her at least make me feel today is more interesting...today stunt's title shall be..."HOTDOG"

(walkie crackles)
(Sam heard message)
(Yi Yi busy tearing tix)

Sam: I go send hotdog order hor
YiYi: got hotdog order meh?
Sam: ya..candybar just now walkie
(Yi Yi abit unbelieve becoz nv hear)
YiYi: orh..

10 minutes later
(Guo Wei came up with 3 hotdogs and sending order)
(No sign of Sam)

Another 10 minutes later
(Sam came up escalator empty handed)

Another 5 minutes later
(YiYi keeping table)
(YiYi see Sam using her usual self debating with wind to send order, pushing around)
(Sam lost and went to send that one hotdog)
(Wind walk over)

YiYi: why? she dun wan to send ah?
Wind: ya..she see me wan check hall, quickly pass to me, so i walk one round see got people approach or come anot and come out tell her cannot find)
YiYi: den she say wad?
Wind: she dun wan to send den keep trying to push to me lor..

(walkie crackles)
(CB: Floor, anybody free to send hotdog?)
(YiYi: ya...Sam coming down)
(Sam LL go down send hotdog)

lol...you've been punked! SAM! play summore lah...first to volunteer den push to others...

the next one was when mgrs call for glass door, she also fast to volunteer but i reject her application and also reject her further reasonings and complains...

that punk'd part was quite airtertaining...play summore with me lor...finally end work and very tired...but also hungry so go eat supper with daddy, imax, auntie, mushmom and yi yi...chat up alot...this my first time eat supper with imax and she have been watching me eat the crab lol...finally came home at 5...ouch

Monday Floor Blues!!

2008-05-27T02:54:00.003+08:00

Im seriously seriously seriously

MISS CLUBBING!! IM ADDICTED!!

Have been shaking and hopping around today the whole time..(officially bird becoz u only see bird hops around)

today we have.... MONDAY FLOOR BLUES!!

no people...maximum fun!!
start the closing off with a buffet before our group booking...next comes the movie with good vs evil in NaoHia, our production...

den next up we walk around playing that 'hello, im lindsey lohan' thingy over the walkie haha...had a good laugh out of it...its a no-rule monday and the whole place is birdized! nothing beats a good nite to chase away the monday blues!!

poor daddy was birdized right up to the end of shift...we were outside the office door shouting 'KAI MEN (open door)' until he opens...now the office door has been upgraded with sound sensor...so next time dun knock...just shout!

heard from the clouds that Frodo was crying badly...nope..nobody tell me de...and nope...im not spreading it...i just writing on my personal web diary...i also dunno how u guys 'found' my blog...kit say got 2 reasons..either mgr scold or sam...but after asking mgr, it should be sam...but all of us figures out the reasons:

1. Sam died (ges)
2. Sam dun wan to marry him (kit)
3. Sam dun wan to give (me)
4. Sam rob him of his virginity inside changing room (me)

but anyway...i heard from cloud de...so just nice we all stand under the cloud at usher point and so just nice 3 of us 'heard' it...and im not 'spreading' it ah...

RETRO NITE!!!!

2008-05-25T23:17:00.002+08:00

Woooohooohooooo!!!

went for the anniversary of Dbl 0 although theres no free drinks but got free entry...happy happy....

meet up with deepa paul and kelvin to watch what happen in vegas...thought i got the house seats correctly but i guess they sold the house seat so end up we have to sit up front..

went to dinner after the movie at lau pa sat den meet up with danny and pei ling go dbl 0...

reached there at 10 and its still early so we sat at the bar beside dbl 0 and thats where i saw geswin! haha tot he yesterday come le today won't come...we ordered martinis since they are 1 for 1...apricot, lychee, mindori...mindori tastes like cough syrup...=/ while waiting we decided that each person buy one round each so we would have 5 rounds of surprise drinks =)

headed over to the dance area @ 12 and start ordering our drinks...after 3 rounds all go dance floor...IT FEELS LIKE HOME! dance and dance and dance...im a happy bird!was feeeling abit high after round 4 and i popped twice =D fun fun! had our final drink and head over to O bar for R&B songs...

the real fun was me and deepa was alone there at o bar...he was 30 sec away from getting a girl's number when kelvin came in...spoiler -.- went home feeling very high...tried to do push-up when im very high and end up with a bleeding lip..banged quite hard on the floor..ouch...

weeee

2008-05-24T13:31:00.002+08:00

News FLash! 30th NO MORE SABO! BECOZ I GOT SUNDOWN =D hahahahaha

anyway..working is interesting today! nothing much to talk about except people people and people but...MR FRODO ENTERTAINED US TODAY!

as usual, we are stretched tight tight on the schedule, one person per hall and some of them even got group booking halls...and....MR FRODO was unable to force the patron to exit from the front, got scolding by the patron, blamed on vik for PUTTING HIM CLEAR HALL 2 ALONE, SCOLDED VIK AND WANTED TO PICK A FIGHT OVER THE WALKIE, WAN TO ONE ON ONE WITH VIK AFTER HIS CLEARING...nice one MR FRODO...you are finally man...but still a retarded one...WE HAVE NO PEOPLE LEFT AND WHAT MAKES U SO SPECIAL THAT U NEED 2 PERSON TO CLEAR WITH U, SOME OTHERS EVEN HAVE A GROUP BOOKING HALL TO THEMSELVES! EVEN JOAN IS BETTER THAN U!

i already pre-planned what to scold him after his clearing, but vik see frodo wan to go away already, call him to come to usher point and give him a shelling...see vik scold until so fierce, i have no intention to stop nor do i wan to chip in inside...too bad colleen and fion came and stop...i would have enjoyed the fight...i would maybe chip in as well...in the end he shrink until like want to cry liddat...wth...u can say I'LL FIND U LATER but u dun dare to come face to face with us...U WAN US TO PUT TRG BACK TO UR NAME ISSIT? U WAN US TO ASSIGN A TRAINER WITH U TO CLEAR ALL HALL ISSIT? YOU ARE A FULL TIMER AND BY RIGHT U ARE SUPERIOR TO US...SO..START ACTING LIKE ONE! YOU ****LESS P**SY!

oh my back!

2008-05-23T00:20:00.003+08:00

woolalala! Man U won...but also lucky i never buy coz its penalty that won...i would have bought Man U win and still lose my money -.-

Early in the morning have to crawl up to go CMPB with geswin...since hes going so i guess i shall go there to submit my pilot's details form too...because of the tight window, i have to be late for 1 hr for work...and this trip isn't quite productive becoz just nice when i reach the doorstep of the recruitment centre, i remember i need a photocopy of my uncle's IC and my dad's IC...silent cursing and went inside...turns out im correct...can only submit 1 of the 2 forms...the other one have to wait till i get those photocopies...how Vanilla can i be?

went to work...and u can hear birds chirping (those that u hear at 7am) lots and lots of the sound (actually made by kids from a primary school..)...early in the morning and we have a booking of 2 halls of chaotic kids..but lucky im 1hr late =)

its a very very boring day...Indiana Jones wasn't selling as well as everybody expect it to be...no full house...only near full...its worst than IRON MAN...IRON MAN U ROX! anyway...the show is abit...mono and quiet...although it has actions and stunts...but all are kinda expected from similar shows like national treasures...it doesn't take ur breathe away anymore...with minimum crews at floor, we went down to help candybar occasionally for the later booking...

The booking on the other hand is chaotic...3 halls including GVMAX...lots of popcorn and hotdogs redemption..drink wasn't dispense quick enuff becox of the ultra gassy coke...just when i have a stockpile of 5 or so 1 person would come with 5 or more vouchers and deplete my stock just like that...saw Sam walking among the many backs...and nearly cannot see her liddat...told ges maybe we should slap her and turn around...take the opportunity =)

One very good incident of the day that i feel that i must mention if not i will feel itchy all the way...

Standard Procedure: GVMax, Seal back and direct patron to side exit. It links to Skypark with washroom just right of the exit.

Today:
Lady: Why cannot go out by here?
(Me show questioning face)
Lady: I need to go to the toilet urgent
Me: Its right outside of the exit
(Lady gets fired up)
Lady: Why can't u let me go to the toilet from the back? I have talked to your organisation before and i would not hesitate to talk to them again about this. You guys always say the toilet is at the exit but always its a long way there, so why can't i exit by here?
Me: Its really right outside of the exit!
Lady: Why? I can't go out by here issit?
Me: Its really right outside of the exit! just turn right! We have an event going out right outside now. (gotta admit this excuse is kinda stupid and i would die badly if she opened the door which she nearly did)
Lady: So there would be a stampede issit?
Me: (jumping up and down) ITS REALLY OUTSIDE OF THE EXIT, JUST TURN RIGHT!
Lady: IF ITS NOT THERE, I WILL COME BACK TO FIND U!
Me: (jumping more) ITS THERE!
Lady: IF ITS NOT THERE, I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT U AND COME BACK TO FIND U!
(Lady turns to leave)
(Turns back to look at my name tag)
(Me pull my nametag)
Lady: Tan what? (WTF!?!?! -.- after looking so long tell me TAN WHAT?!?!?!)
Me: TAN YI YI
Lady: OKAY! IF ITS NOT THERE I WILL COME BACK FIND U, U WILL BE HERE RIGHT?
Me: I WILL WAIT.

she went out, and i followed a few steps behind and saw her looking at the toilet before the exit door closes...guess she realli LL after that...Its an insult to my service to tell u that the nearest toilet is there and for reasons i can't let u exit from the back and u keep accusing me of lying to u...WTF?!?! stilll got the TAN WHAT?!?! WTH..NEVER SEE TAN YI YI Before AH! BLARDI KUKU BIRD! U BETTER NOT COME BACK WHEN I LAST DAY I TELL U..WTFish!

CLASH CLASH CLASH

2008-05-22T02:26:00.003+08:00

talking about no reservations...and i already have a clash coming...so this is the original...

22nd : Meet Deepa and gang to watch soccer
24th : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning
30th : Clubbing with Deepa and gang
31st : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning provided if i have no hangover
1st : ORD from GV

the edited...

22nd : Meet Deepa and gang to watch soccer
24th : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning
30th : Clubbing with Deepa and gang (CLASH Last nite with heavy saboing)
31st : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning provided if i have no hangover
1st : POP from GV (EDITED TO 4th)
4th : POP from GV
6th : St James Cannon
7th : MJ with High and clubbing after...
12th : Start of Manhood...

and if i move clubbing to 31st, i might go genting on the weekends...so clash again! ahh i need a personal assistant...although im not so high about the saboing part, its kinda ceremonial and i guess this is a pretty bad one...every single year of service means worst punishment...

had a dream about 30th de sabo last nite and its not looking pretty good...many people would turn up...those who like me and those who not...but above all, i wish for 2 person to be there...let u guys guess...i feel that i have been too bad to them...so its great to let them join the fun and forgive me once and for all...

yea...frodo and sam...the plan is to grab them and use them as shield...so if u guys see me with them...please divert ur wadever to them please...lol it would be an indirect assistance to me...haha...(wanted to sabo them badly)...im evil! muahaha...the evil kukubird....

today marks the end of peace and start of war...today is the continuation of a legend...today is indiana jones -.- and we are doomed by him...may lord have mercy...

please let me enjoy my freedom in peace T.T

Slaving for GV...

2008-05-20T20:17:00.003+08:00

ahh...supposed to retire officially 3 days ago...but it looks like i have to hold on and last till the 1st...i need my free time!! lots of people wan to date me out but i can't go out!! gosh i hate this period...it seems the inevitable has come...old birds leaving, new birds not enuff to fill the slot...

and im just left with 12 days after that to go run around naked...

any preparations yet? nope...

just send out another email to sony ericsson to complain about the software problem...ever since that factory software been updated with service centres softwares, i have been paying 20 dollar out of warranty to get upgrading of it and end up screwing up in a month or so...same issues, same problems...and its not that it causes inconvienience when using...it renders ur fone totally unusable! three times for me! so now before i send my phone to go brainwash itself, i email the support to see what will they do about it...got a nice reply...they need more time to investigate the issue and has upgrade my priority to urgent...hope they realli did it...

22nd : Meet Deepa and gang to watch soccer
24th : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning
30th : Clubbing with Deepa and gang
31st : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning provided if i have no hangover
1st : ORD from GV

To those who are interested to date me, please call reservation hotline +65 93246636 or email reservations to yiyi_shadow@hotmail.com. Your reservations shall be process on the next working day. Thank You.

HIGH day's Out...

2008-05-19T00:26:00.002+08:00

WOOOOOOOOO ITS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFFEEEEEE!!!!!

haha sounds familiar?

ok lah..not exactly realli fun until everybody is that high but its airthetaining on a scale of 7 out of 10....haha

they were meeting at 1 and i tot the show was around there...so end up me first to reach plaza sing...stunned when daddy told me its at 4...ok...walk around den...until the rest came and we go inside Thai Express eat something...

their TOM YAM SOUP is so hot! but i like...too bad didn't finish coz its too overwhelming...ges was sweating from his black pepper chix rice...so u should noe how hot their food is...

watching MADE OF HONOUR...an ok-ok show...quite funny at parts...but i think i watched too much of its trailer that some parts are quite expected...but i like that thunderbeads part...well..everybody love that part...hehe go watch and u shall see for urself...

after show we head for the eating place at novena...along the way...the usual birdings and the whacking of the birds...pak! pak!...today its rare to have all the 4 birds out leh...so the 3 birds practically bird around while the elder bird have to tend to girlfriend...

the food at the place is ok...we had chix rice with 1 whole chix, oyster sauce veg, tom yum soup again, chili crab, fried fritters, hotplate tofu...

the chix rice is ok....
chix abit tasteless but ok for me...
oyster veg not bad...
tom yum soup too sour while thai express too spicy...
fried fritters ok...
hotplate tofu ok...
chili crab quite good...(sauce alot, meat alot)

overall above average...considering the company...

after meal me and weiting go to the cheers next door to buy IDD calling card...
turn out that thing is abit kukoo to use...10 dollar for 50 minutes...20 cents per min...ex...while u can call US for 300 mins -.-

nvm...shall use along the way...and buy whenever i can =)

Feels good

2008-05-18T00:33:00.002+08:00

had a good sleep...woke up, saw a mysterious number...dunno who...called and realised its michelle =) chatted awhile den she gtg already...

finally a free day for me to slack...rarely have days like this anymore..always been called to serve as replacement...played and played...happy =) den meet with deepa and paul for a run...run! nv run for 2 weeks...stomach feels wierd...but at least i can run the whole course...eta less than 1 month to go for army!! ouch...

parents going overseas tml...can't use car too coz dad might find out...(me seat and mirror adjustment different from him) so if i use he would find out =(

going to sleep! bye bye people! <3 my freedom haha =)

Loss of blood...

2008-05-17T04:01:00.003+08:00

woke up damn early! slept at 1 woke at 6...it feels like old YFC (Youth Flying Club) days...during that days have to woke at 6 frequently to go to Paya Lebar or Seletar...god those were very tiring days...imagine a bunch of guys wearin blue jumpsuits (that was the uniform back den...) and people in school calls our CCA the Aircon Mechanics O.o"?

same thing today...have to go toa payoh to take bus 90 to Paya Lebar de Aeromedical Centre...a medical centre smack in a place quite inaccessible except for bus...was late becoz of the morning traffic...the usual...fierce nurse/friendly nurse/friendly doctors...and first item of the day is urine test and blood sucking...was surprised that she took 2 vials of my blood! O.O haven even serve NS already shed 3 Vials of blood to the nation...makes my hand feels useless after that...den the usual stuffs of going room to room...den comes the measurement part...until the nurse feels like stranggling me...shall not talk about it...my notti body...

after everything, quickly went home and sleep whatever time i can...so tired...still have work at 5.15 summore...europa...haven work europa in decades...Singaporeans just obviously can't read well...with big black and whites...we are not open yet and they are swarming us, ordering until we cut them off saying we are not open yet..kukoos...

found out the instant top selling combo is...indiana jones becoz 50cents more get m&ms...and the worst is the speed racer...that plastic car...wad a cheap design that only appeals to kids..bet its made in china...coz its ugly and fragile!...speaking of kids...we are becoming like a fastfood outlet...

HAPPY MEAL FOR UR KIDS SIR? POPCORN + DRINK + TOY...9 bucks only...or u wan the CAR BOX? cheaper...8 bucks only...buy lah...make them happy...if not u will regret when they grow up...coz den they dun wan speed racer anymore and wan PSP instead...so buy cheap and make them happy instead yar?...ok...sweet or salted? blah blah blah....and the parent will feel cheated because that plastic car holds only 3/4 of a regular popcorn...but what to do...HAPPY FAMILY DAY!

patrons also do look down on staffs at times...often scream, demand, shout..trying to make themselves superior than u becoz u are working to serve them...but wonder one day u scold FARK U dude! U CAN AFFORD I CAN AFFORD TOO (throw drinks at them)...wouldn't that day be sweet...ok...uttering rubbish...probably due to loss of blood...

ah...gv does seems colourless now...everybody like a zombie...no fun...working for the money...how often do u feel that u have a fruitful and happy day at work when u reach home? with the going of kenneth, it seems like gv bonding has cease...no CNY dinner, no family days, no bowling tournaments...miss that bowling tournaments especially...where everybody bet on kenneth's first ball strikes the gutter...no wen an...no michelle...no lana...nobody to disturb and be guai lan with...ok...still can bird with daddy and mummy...everyday daddy have to sit there and let the birds fly into the office and bird him...THANK YOU DADDY...WE LOVE U FOR 1 MINUTE...HAHAHAHA...and for mushroom...she suffers from that beautiful comments over the walkie...NI BU YAO GEN WO SHEN! DEI SIA NI YAO GEI WO DA!...lol satisfactions of the day...

Long Long Day part II

2008-05-16T00:45:00.002+08:00

went to vivo first to get some last minute stuffs..and also see who going down later..end up have to wait 1 hr+++ for their shifts to be over...

went down with chris,rashida,yati den later joined by kian seng,vik,cherry,darren and ronnie...we all ate and slack at kopi at T3 den take skytrain to T1 viewing mall slack...so many snoring people there...slack a while, start to grow sleepy but i noe i cannot sleep because if i sleep i will feel like hangover when i woke up...so played computer awhile until michelle they all come...

this time however, feels more rush as they dun have the time to linger more than last time and quickly went into the gates already...no time to say proper goodbye...
sad =(

have to rush off with weiting becoz she needa to return car....reached my home and immediately go knock off...can only afford to sleep 4 hrs...

went to work and see alot of zombies and pandas preparing for Beijing 08...and go in already see SAM...which gives me alot of headache today...

WTF 1: it is said that she is simple circuit...and its obviously something wrong with the circuit's sensor as well...meaning the eye...the 3 patrons who came to buy 6 tix looked definitely more than 16...maybe even reach 23 already...she still can check ic...den...she insist she can't sell the other 3 becoz they haven come yet and she wan to check ic...WHY THE HELL U CALL THEM TO COME BACK WITH IC..with FIRSTLY, LOOKS OF 23 ABOVE, SECONDLY, WHY U CANT JUST PASS IT TO FLOOR...ITS NOT LIKE FLOOR WONT DO THEIR JOB...

WTF 2: she keeps closing her counter, pushing away people to other counter, with the big fat COUNTER CLOSED sign, counting her money, her credit cards WHILE THERES A SMALL QUEUE! YOU ARE NOT EVEN CLOSING UR COUNTER YET!! WTF!?!

WTF 3: patron didn't bring their popcorn card...ask if they can still use it...she decline, say no card no use...den patron say can use ic?, she say no...becoz she need the card to scan....patron say tot can use ic, she say no....its becoz u need the card to earn point...me...du lan...cuts in, CAN USE IC LAH...WTF!?! people wan use u keep saying u cannot do anything...WHY? THE POPCORN CARD WILL STORE VALUE LIKE EZ-LINK ISSIT? WTF?!?!

WTF 4: my tix printer is faulty...so abit hard to pull the tix away..so when she once saw me pull the tix and tore it, SHE LAUGHED LOUD INFRONT OF MY PATRON...WTF?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT?!?! EVEN THE PATRON IS NOT AMUSED...AND CLEARLY IM EVEN NOT AMUSED....

WTF 5 (its from desiree...cronicles of FRODO): patron lost tix...some other dude found it and gave it to desiree..desiree walkie frodo...frodo ask over walkie how does the patron who lost the tix looks like...desiree say how the hell she noe...just come down and take...frodo came down...ask that darn retarded stupid question again...WTF?!?!

and my blog is getting more and more universal....wonder one day will frodo noe hes frodo and sam noe shes sam...............but................WTH...WHO CARES ABOUT THEM...!!

very tired, listless and sad for the whole day...tml still have the blardi medical check in the morning at PAYA LEBAR!! so far can? @ 8 am summore...save me....

finally done with everything...

2008-05-14T18:59:00.003+08:00

going to airport to ton later...

here are the pics...

Long Long Day

2008-05-14T13:32:00.004+08:00

woke up late from whatever i did last nite...

got a surprise session at 2 with colleen, weiting, weiru and michelle...we are bringing that little girl to gold class and we have to act discretely...quite funny when ur hairs is on the edge thinking of how to keep her from knowing...until we sit down inside gold class 3 and she joined us...she still dunno yet...until the show starts...

we went to watch Speed Racer...for those who haven watch...its nice...its a childhood to me...shall not give the synopsis of this movie becoz its a realli worth watching show and i wan u guys to go watch it...only thing that u have to ignore is the 'cartoon unrealistic' elements...another movie of hope and dreams...

after watching the movie, i went home to get my car out...finally dad allow me to use it...went back to vivo to fetch them while the ladies shop for groceries for the nite's steamboat...went to balestier, was actually right, but misguided by mushroom + colleen...so end up abit lost...fetched era and jane and we moved off...

we ate and chilled at colleen house...weiru, jane and era was playing dai dee with lip gloss on face as punishment...while the other 4 of us chill at room talking...talked alot...about michelle's background, what she going to do in future and so on...

next up is the road trip...once again load up the car, went cruising to changi airport...'reherse our goodbye'...den go to changi village see the aliens...den went past OCH to give them a glance...after that, we went to Mount Fabre...and send them home next...

the whole time the car was pretty noisy...but lots of fun...driving is also quite smooth as theres no traffic and i was able to keep speeding...starting to love that car...lots of power...but i have yet to release all...end up have to go back to patrol station to pump another 5 to the 10 i already put in...overspend =/ but it was well worth it...

added a webby for u guys to see it as well...lol...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/

can't say i never tried..
she has taken my heart unknowningly..

another 5 hours...

2008-05-13T12:18:00.002+08:00

woke up late...decided to go down to westmall to buy penknifes and pens...

ya...go westmall only to buy that..(thats how bored i am)

play game until evening...den start my nocturnal activity...was kinda lost for ideas on how do decorate this time and how do i match the colours...and with no plans at all, i did it page by page until finally complete...dats when the bummer came...

i wanted to take a picture...so i took my phone...on the camera...its kind of 'sot-sot' so i restart it...den my phone got stuck in the welcome white screen and nothing else...wth...so du cock-meat-sandwich lor...everytime have to go service...and everytime service the program they will charge u 20 bucks...den they put a program that still has the fault in it...wth...now i dunno whether to continue throw 20 dollars to repair it or buy a new one...argh!

hmmm

2008-05-12T15:11:00.002+08:00

well maybe shall write a short blog entry since i have nth to write...

i dunno what i wan...working is sian...at home also sian...got things to do but also sian...misses clubbing...misses running...misses having a girlfriend to be entertained with...but can't deny that a singular lifestyle isn't bad either...

wednesday is coming and its going to be another sad goodbye...going to be at the airport early since im not working...den wait for the rest to come...

me also decided to go all ahead with the bond signing...well...its actually what i wanted...so why not give it a try and see what i can achieve? i have yet to tell her about the airforce...wanna wait till i really succeeded den tell her to make her regret...

=.=

2008-05-11T08:39:00.002+08:00

very deprive of sleep...reach home at 4, surf net until 5, wake up at 7...den have to go work that carpet cleaning job intro by geswin...its realli nice pay...although we have to carry heavy loads of water constantly...but its 50 dollar at the end of the day...good pay...consider gv...10 hours to reach 50 while this can do it in half the time...

at the end of that, just nice have to go home, bathe and go grandma house eat family dinner le...so rush...but dad allow me to drive from house to grandma, to vivo and back home...the whole day...haha...feels good...although i think hes keep kenna me scaring coz i was driving fast...my driving is faster than his normal driving...coz im influenced by wen an for need for speed...

went to vivo to actually change our hubstation coz its spoilt but they referred us back to that hougang place...so we end up shopping around...and daddy wanted to kill me coz i can walk walk in gv but cannot work...haha...

Decade rain...

2008-05-10T04:39:00.002+08:00

i've have always like rain to be big...the bigger the better so that u can enjoy the warmth of being dry at home or out on the streets with a raincoat depending on mood...today did came with a rain...normally i would call these rains as century rain coz they are so rare...they would make driving visibility down to <100 metres...but today's was abit softer than a century rain and it rained shorter...so called it a decade rain instead...ignore this if u dun understand a bit...just abit of mumbling...

today was my big day...and i left the darn leather shoe at gv...but...if without doing that i would have miss the chance to be decorated like a christmas tree...its much better to be taught how to decorate than to decorate myself since i have no fashion sense...lots of laughter but turns out its better than decorating myself...owe big time to Bernard, Fion and Jas today...

went to cmpb on time...but functions like these always ask u to be on time...yet there would be people who are late and end up start half an hour or so later...was pretty nervous coz i only have a few sets of questions i knew that was thrown at me when they are interviewing me for YFC...so roughly should be the same...turns out...still pretty nervous, out of point for some questions plus the unsatisfied face on those interviewers...tot i was gonna fail but i passed...so another big hurdle passed...this is just the beginning of all things...next up is aeromedical check-up, bmt, ocs, air grading den i can go for my wings =/

becoz of my smart outfit today, i managed to make faizul and sam believe im starting my first day as CE...was pretty stunned that they realli believed it...unbelievable...im also fortunate to see Frodo in action again...getting rare given my time in gv is lesser...he came in with a prepaid folder...met us at corridor and ask whether we need to collect payment for it not...well for his case...i would say no...go in ask manager, get screwed, come out collect payment, collect card...that should works for him...step by step...

when i start work, daddy complained to me that if he had knew i would be working, he would have brought his sandwiches...and so im right...a lonely daddy sitting infront of tv stoning while eating without soul...haha

last of all, i would also like to complain about blogspot...getting laggier nowadays...hard to even go to my own blog to submit entry...du cock-meat-sandwich (lan) -.-

Sedated...

2008-05-08T23:30:00.002+08:00

woke up 1 hr later than my wake up time...was actually daddy who woke me up...first question...you haven wake up yet? den i see the time i omg...den he say georgie is unable to be contacted...so he contact georgie again while i stone on bed...next call...we are not going anymore...den i omg again...the nite before i still pack the boomerang and soccer ball so that the next day i won't forget them...nvm...they are non-perishable...wonder what happen to those sandwiches daddy prepared...imagine a lonely daddy sitting in front of the tv eating a bag full of sandwiches while stoning...

next moment...imax called...and with my sexy voice...she noe im sleeping...so she said what shift she need help and ask me to call her back when i thought about it when im awake...

woke up...zombie around the house..den start preparing my certs for tml...kinda feels empty...like i have nth to put inside the 20 folders file...and my greatest achievement is the basic flying course? wth...den halfway thru the guy called again to remind me of tml...guess there must be realli big rank de tml...

settled my folder, play around the webbies and have to leave house for sis birthday...we went to harbourcity restaurant...had that ah-la-card buffet...ok...good idea...but the food...use cheap ingrediants lor...=/ so-so only...doesn't seems to taste nicer than long beach (me kinda loyal fan to long beach..haven tried no signboard yet...so stick to long beach de crabs =D)

trying hard to get dad car for the next few days...put lot of off this week...need to prepare for the big thingy...

Very very long day...

2008-05-07T23:06:00.004+08:00

went to work thinking that its the gala with the president today...end up its actually speed racer de gala held by singapore disabled society? no red carpet, no president, no mediacorp, no stars....so low profile....yet....SO LOW PROFILE AND THOSE RETARDED FANS STILL CAN SHOW UP!! STUNNER!!

its so messy...the whole gala...den when closing, we all stone at one side...realli got nth to do...den spotted those retarded fans sitting downstairs still waiting for stars to appear....realli feel like scolding 'FUCK OFF U RETARDS'...words for words...but first...seek clearance first...but bernard denied my request...so no fucking off them....maybe my last day den =) if they are so unlucky to meet me...Wen An came down for 4 hours...short and sweet...able to see an immediate war again of the superpowers...

after work...me, CH, Vik, Wei Ru all went straight to Changi Airport to ton....was thinking of buying a cake for irene to blow...so we go T2 Swensen settle down and also wanna avoid FRODO AND SAM AT T3...wasn't realli hungry...so treat it like supper and ordered a fries and a Hor Fun for myself...the Hor Fun is so ex can? 13.90 for something that is quite similar to the 3.50 from kopitiam...wasn't quite happy eating it...and the chance came....at first, it was only a glance when i stir....den i sense its unbelievable....den i dig it out...ITS A HAIR!!..at first when i mention it, everybody don't believe coz its fine...unless u are looking from my angle...den we complained...the manager initially offered a 10% discount....but after awhile he came back and offered a refund of that item and a 10% discount...

im actually not quite particular about hair in my food or so on becoz of the background i was raised in (i often visit my relatives in malaysia when young and believe me this is small matter already)...but come to think of it...this is a reputable establishment...so they ought to make some compensation...and what i got is just level 1 coz im not that mean to go until higher lvls and ruin others days...we continue chatting, drinking the free flow sky juice and wait until Yali and Weiting came...went back to T1 and meet with the rest....was surprised with the crowd...almost everybody was there already...took lots of photos...and i turned gay...yes...GAY...THANKS TO MR GEORGIE...he told lana that i interested in one of the guy friend of hers and said that i asked for a photo shoot with him....oh my...the moment he stand beside me, anyone within 10 metres with cameras whip out and start flashing away...im totally stunned by the whole thing and can't stop laughing and cursing...

Presented to lana that book....and she like the last page...becoz...GEORGIE IS SHOWING NIPPLES...thats my only pic of him....was finding hi and lo for his pic in my laptop and viola! not pretty good but it works anyway...

time to send them off and it was a sad goodbye for many people...its also my last batch of attachment trainees that i work with...so thats why im quite close to this batch than many others...can only hope we would all be able to meet up again one day in this planet...with fate permitting..

Always like to take this tower...any day, any weather...

Many hands moving around with this pic as the most clear =/

A blur group photo...wonder who took it...

Final pic of them with mushroom...

All the crazy girls...

on the way back....its rush hour....its so full...we sit to Pasir Ris and U-Turned....so we got seats in the end...everybody was tired and napped on the train to work....all the opening staffs are like zombies...draggin legs with half closed eyes...i starts at 11 but change anyway to move around to keep me from sleeping...run errands, help candybar...and the time still passes slowly...sux....and most of the time when im clearing hall, my legs can't take it and so i squat down behind....and even when i squat...i can drift off to the brink and suddenly rock myself up....so long nv feel like this before...agony!!

one more thing is that im more high when im lack of sleep....found that out today...and even came out with a good idea to 'IMPROVE FRODO'S PRODUCTIVITY & SENSE OF BELONGING'..when he check a hall or clear a theatre and reports back, i would say...'GOOD JOB' + 'KEEP IT UP' + 'U DOING GREAT'....bua him abit...so he will maybe be enlightened....but end of day go inside office kenna say im siao by Miss Goh and Ling Ling...say im already abit sot sot...today nv sleep worst...very sot sot...

now...shall prepare for tml...sentosa!! sleep!!!

Day out...

2008-05-06T04:00:00.003+08:00

it felt great this morning...went to bank @ 11...withdraw money...den being told that my that UOB TX debit visa cannot be linked to my account becoz that time received dad nv link den keep liao...so they assume as 'lost'...can't get a replacement debit becoz they are phasing out TX and the new one comes in may...wad a nice timing...got an atm card instead....

came out...spotted a singapore pools store and go in...bought my enlistment date and my new hp number...tempting to buy more...but...if u are destined den u will win...so can save some money buy small small can liao...

supposed to meet michelle today since this is my first day successfully book her...everytime busy one...or kenna booked away...intend to bring her go underwater world to see de...but she wanted to watch movie instead...so we watched harold and kumar...funny, lame and airthetaining...after show weiting wanted me to bring michelle in gold class and show her before she go back...she quite shy...keep running away...but we managed to convince her to go in...

walked around, looking for a nice place to eat and settled at marche instead...me had a salmon rosti while she had a bowl of seafood pasta....we also ordered a bowl of calamari and a couple of juices...its so darn full!! full until the calamari only half eaten....but realli can't stuff liao....den return home stomach feels empty...wtf?!?

anyway me wait for the bus with her and chatted along the way...theres so much things to talk!...never really have the chance to talk to her before...always opposite shifts or too busy....pretty sure im going to miss her =(

came home and start doing last minute of the stuffs i wan to give them....and below are the pics...

Front Page

Middle Page

Middle Back Page

Backside....

and it took me....5 hours? hope that 5 hours is worth it....

Tramatizing

2008-05-05T12:40:00.002+08:00

ah...ah...AHHHH.....

im kinda tramatized now...Airforce just called...interview on friday...why do they always come when u have given up hope de...but nvm...shall go ahead with it....maybe spend 20 years with the airforce den another 20 in SIA den....

2nd blog of the day

2008-05-05T01:07:00.004+08:00

ok...so this is the blog of the day while that is the blog of yesterdays....yes...with the s...ran with paul today...ya...the ark ark coming tml again....(bird gwarking soon to a theatre near you)

managed to run at a pretty good pace...but paul abit out of form so we have to stop halfway...think my body is starting to get used to the runs...had wang jiao instead of mac today becoz i dun wan to water-shit due to the macgriddles...dunno whose dumb idea was that to mix maple sauce into burger buns or using pancakes to sandwich a patty...still could remember our mom use to told us not to play with our food -.-

woke up, wanted to pester dad for a phone before i go army...need to have no camera yar? was actually thinking of those old 2nd hand ones coz its very basic, rugged...and the reason behind it is becoz the programs are really simple...no complex programming that would be easily corrupted...end up have to settle with a vodafone...ok lah...gotta admit its light...and totally free...

its actually phone + prepaid SIM = 60 dollars....and my dad still have some points...so redeemed the whole thing for free...so end up i got a 2nd prepaid line with a phone...so 1 down...many more to go....

stuck between a decision to go genting road trip or to stay in sg earn money...this period sux...my final freedom and i can't enjoy it becoz low on money....but at least my dad approve me using my 2nd account return wen an money...so own no ppl money!!! woo....gotta go bank tml morning though...

and yes...the days are so hot...even with my fan blasting at 3, it feels hot...abit du lan about the weather too...

what day is it?

2008-05-04T14:03:00.003+08:00

practically work, sleep, work, sleep, work...

only see money go out but no money come in....and with the expiry date coming, this is considered my last freedom =/ go in come out have to work liao...sianz...

im missing out all the fun stuffs in my life currently...kinda been forced to work every week...not enuff rest...

work...has been...kinda normal? see jaslyn blog and couldn't agree more...like what happened yesterday...i signaled to the patrons exit by the front...some turned around...until this 3 ang mohs half drunk, holding tiger beer cans (wondering in first place where they got those -.-) come barging thru...saying...'this is the front dude'...didn't want to fight with them...so let them thru and see them exit usher point....at least they exit by usher point...the rest? even after i pointed exit by the front, they still walk back...so...end up its me vs them...i block the door and all of us start the staring war lor....i stand there snoop, they wait...den slowly get my meaning of exit front....idiots -.-

and....theres one more person who gets on my nerve...it shall join Frodo and Sam in their journey in Middle Earth....and who is it?

Bingo! its Gollum....lets see...Gollum is...ok abit not like Gollum except that they are both noisy....very....and everybody see le will shun away de...for the past 2 days at floor i have to entertain her -.- so many nonsense over the walkie...so many stupid cum lan questions...welcome to the world of retards and stupids baby!...plus some acting cute summore...irritated....love it when manager steps in to shut her up....

Case 1:

Gollum: Vik! Vik! theres a ghost! Ahhh! its scary! (loud and noisy screaming over walkie)
ZooKeeper: Who is this? This is not funny
Gollum: eh...its me..
ZooKeeper: Stop saying nonsense over the walkie and it is not funny...

We love u ZooKeeper for that 1 minute haha...

Case 2:

(Me walking into office with constant stupid questions asked by gollum)
Bernard: Ahh!! Can u shut her up!
Ling Ling: Shes blardi irritating!
(Me reply the stupid questions she asking)
Gollum: So issit exit by front or back?
All 3 of us: AHHHH!!
Bernard: YOU WORK HOW LONG ALREADY? STILL DUNNO EXIT FROM FRONT OR BACK!!
(silence from gollum)

well thats not all...shes been making that mew mew sound of a kitten that i would wish i could shove a lolli up the ass and kick it hard...its not entertaining and its irritating can!?!

iron bird

2008-05-03T03:52:00.003+08:00

ok...when i reached gv...the first thing i saw gone is my kuku bird's nest....poor bird...home kenna destroyed...guess thats what they meant as global warming effect...

this morning, i woke up, watched my Daywatch and went to work...i think its a good movie...its a good movie...a sequel to Nightwatch...heres the synopsis...

Over centuries, dark and light forces exists and has been fighting for dormination...however, on a great battle, a truce was achieved and ever since, no party is allowed to attack the other or else the truce shall be broken..Special Agencies on both sides are formed to ensure the other do not attack. They are called Nightwatch for those of light, and Daywatch for those of dark...even if someone tried to break the truce, these agencies would hand the one responsible to the other to let the other punish them as they wish to maintain the truce. This is how minor conflicts are resolved. Both sides have been waiting for 'Great Ones' who are destined to be crucial to the war according to legend to gain dorminance. One particular guy, who is a Nightwatch, his son, a great one, was turned to dark...and so dark had the upper hand. They destroyed moscow, but this Nightwatch guy called Anton, he found a Chalk of Fate that reversed everything.

well many said it sux coz its russian and its like kinda ridiculous during some parts of the movie..but well, sitting down and absorbing everything makes u understand more...with some humour in it sometimes...so i find it a great movie to watch =) its their culture, same like ang moh looking at sg films and saying its rubbish =/

working floor today...busy...quite tight all the way...and well before vik came, i was tearing tix...den this underage patron came..

Me: Can i have ur ic?
(patron digging for ic...with some reluctance)
Me: Your age not passed yet...
Them: A few months also cannot ah?
Me: We go by dates over here..
Them: The box office girl checked already and said ok
(me look at the tix seller)
Me: I will offer u a refund or a change of movie...
Them: ok...

Well...now...guess who is it?

it is SAM! Correcto!

go down, scolded her...shes like usual...no reason or explaination...just ask me what show they wan to change...
-.-

what good is she...check ic also can let underage pass...thought shes simple circuit...go by procedure...guess that shes really cmi...think maybe my last day scold her 'FUCK U SAM! STOP BEING RETARDED AND STUPID!!' and ask her write...I SHALL NOT BE STUPID OR RETARDED 128 times....

den at nite...2nd last session...heard story of a vormit at cinema 4 A3....good one..2nd last show...lucky nv sell that well...heard theres noodles and chunks of goodies involved...and the darn schedule is so tight until we dun even have time for errors....15 minutes to clear 1 hall...if u got smth like this happen, u will have no time to tidy...im surrounded by people holding number 4 tix...and keep asking...4 ready? how long? wtf? can't u see theres others around u? somemore some holding tix of show starting now and they still can ask...is it ready...u practically have to snatch the tix becoz they are standing so far away like u going to bite liddat...

also..many come and ask which one is cinema 1...i can conclude that most Singaporean are stupid...i have 90% of those wrong theatre being Singaporean while 10% are ang more...maybe even less...we put up signage...they would scold u why u didn't put...becoz u dun blardi bother to read! u would even blame our boards being too colourful...how dumb can u be...

today also got some good info for u guys....dun eat that hokkien mee and fried oyster egg from the stall at extreme left, facing the road...i went to toilet 3 times today already...that hokkien mee was so bland and the squids like damn old....not tangy at all...like chewing on fishball...hell...its worst than fish ball...and it make u shit more!

Expiry Date

2008-05-01T22:10:00.002+08:00

ok...im officially expiring on the 12th of June....that is so near...

Im going to miss michelle's birthday celebration at phil...ouch

kinda wish i could go...

woke up and i found that the pillows and bed always seem soft when u are darn tired...like u wish to hug it to eternity...

went to work...kinda rusty working morning...summore with Saruman...but lucky Bernard called me go help candybar...so i popped the ultra-salty popcorn....didn't noe my salt was too much...until very late...coz it look nice....

helped here and there...and even adopted a bird at candybar called kuku bird...it lives in a box...with water and rations...got quite a few beatings for introducing him...time moves very very the slowly...dunno why...tot candybar's time always zoom past quickly...

when going home, me ate with my sis they all at seah im...gosh...that plate of prawn noodle sux...my memory told me it was nice....the duck rice stall was closed so i had to settled for that...kinda stone the whole way home coz im expiring...

Day of Blankness

2008-05-01T08:35:00.002+08:00

Its eve of public holiday...and what are u gonna do?

Clubbing of coz...after more thinking...its wednesday...ladies nite...and so the price for dbl o is 30 for male -.- so ex can?

no-one realli dates me until at the end when georgie wanted to drag me to club...but we end up losing the mood to club and so settled at harry's with wen an...drank kilkenny...quite nice...

12 hours earlier...

lol reminds me so much of iron man....he sitting in the humvee kenna capture den 36 hours earlier...

me watch iron man already...very nice...everybody loves that suit...so its nice...and funny...the male lead actor acted very naturally for this role...simply wan to watch it again....

started work...boring day...haven start work Ling Ling already say tonite nth to blog...coz the male and female leads of my blog not working today...haha...theres nv nth to write...but i shall be good and dun write about them today... =)

now....1 hr to go to work with Saruman in floor...wad a wierd combo...full shift see him...may god have mercy on me....yes...im doing back to back....dun ask me why...its my idea...dunno why...

Club, club and genting...

2008-04-30T01:59:00.002+08:00

First message in the morning: Deepa
Topic: Clubbing

Second message in the morning: Yali
Topic: Genting

Third message in the morning: Wen An
Topic: Genting

Forth message in the morning: Jaslyn
Topic: Clubbing

and all of them i replied half-asleep...dun even noe what rubbish did i reply...didn't have any idea...

turns out....Wen An and Yali jio go genting...this weekend...with me working =/ unable to cancel becoz fion planned and short of people..so they postponed it...me also poor...wonder how to go casino if going up...

as for the clubbing...jas is power enuff to jio 2 clubbing session in one message...one for deepa and one for high...had to hold everything coz i dunno the schedule yet for the next week...

den...deepa jio me at nite while at work...he say Pei Ling jio wan go club on Thurs anot...i was stunned...Pei Ling so on ah? lol...ok den...rare occasion...so i shall go...since at least i noe thurs what shift im working...

silent nite..nth much...except for one noisy person...irritated >.<

10 years anniversary...

2008-04-29T01:36:00.002+08:00

tot today i would work at a 'monday' floor...where patrons are nowhere to be found and nite being bored...turns out....they holding the jack neo's 10 years anniversary of film making...there goes the neighbourhood...first up...set up 2 tables, 4 chairs n 2 easel stands...all alone...next up...move all the standees behind escalator...indiana jones too big..so i used it to cover the rest of the smaller ones behind....hide the ugly scene...

Here comes the vantage point...8 people, 8 event, 1 truth

Story of Frodo:

next up...they wan to move 1 table up to gvmax...and Frodo went to get it...i followed a distance behind with vik they all....den i was thinking...just move the whole table deployed with table cloth up the escalator...its easier to move and prolly fit just nice on the escalator...dear Frodo went to unpack...while im a distance behind....gosh...im there...just a few steps behind...watching him....me, vik and kitson shakes head...series circuit again.....

Story of Sam:

desiree came up....and shes bought new upgrade...a silencer...anyway...she complained to me that Sam...has been at box...keep putting the counter closed signage with a queue there....one example was that theres a queue, she put up the counter close sign and put the feedback forms into the gold class folders...typical Sam...when ask to do thing...lots of excuses and smiles to support the excuses...

well ok..thats 2 rewind 2 many...so fast fwd to the truth...retarded and stupid...

the whole event was kinda....normal =/ with as usual....the mix of media corp's stars...but this time more on those Jack Neo's movie group de...everything is fine...and i knocked off @ 9.30 take my time chat with bernard and wayne in office....den the ultimate of the nite came....patrons complaining cinema 6 de film (running on dvd actually) keeps frame-skipping...like lagging....and so i was tasked to sit thru the whole money not enuff (1998) and report about the whole show....it started off being fine...den start with 0.5 sec lags, den 1 sec lags
and at times 2 sec lag...so the whole conclusion...its cold (cinema 6 temp is 19 constant) and its cmi....agree with the patron....kinda suitable for torturing people...

Golden Bowl

2008-04-28T02:47:00.002+08:00

just finished my last and final episode to the whole Golden Bowl classic...

its a story full of hope and dreams...

especially true where family nowadays gets further apart and seldom do fun activities like bowling...

the final episode was especially nice...so...just take some time a day, watch one episode...it will fill up ur day with satisfaction no matter how stress u are =D

heres a quick link for u guys who wan to try it...

http://www.crunchyroll.com/group/CRSeries_-_Golden_Bowl

and remember to click hi-res and larger view...and sit back and relax guys =)

ah ark ark..

2008-04-28T01:10:00.002+08:00

ah ark ark...when i woke up this morning...body was aching badly and feel quite warm....the whole day feels so humid and warm...how i miss the weather in japan...cool...

when i woke up, i saw 4 messages...so u noe 4 person miss me...

when i done my waking-up procedures, i saw 3 messages...1 disappeared...and another past message brought forward and labelled today's date...not again....this phone is driving me crazy...its software is screwed up...no matter how many times u go update the software, got charged 20 dollar for it, it will still be that screwed up...

Problems...
1. Dictionary deleting my own words once in a while
2. Relabelling past messages with today date and bring new messages back
3. Deleting my own messages
4. Not detecting my SIM

the best software was apparently the factory's one until something occured and u have to go service it...they will put their service's centres programme inside and ur phone shall be permanently screwed...

anyway...miss goh asked me whether i could work today...but...body aching badly..especially the joints...so if i serve a wine..."Sir, Your wine, Tyrell's Chardonnay....Aiyah!" and the wine would prolly go into his stomach (literally) or on the carpet...so rejected it in the end...

got a last minute call from wen an to go malaysia...have to rush down to woodlands and join the jam there...the lane wasn't moving...so we did a cut queue...and every car who does not wan to let us cut, practically kiss the butt of the one infront...finally a lady let us in...thanks lady =)...we also managed to see a powerful show....a war between a CIAS officer and a malaysia bike rider...dunno what really happened but....the CIAS officer kenna irritated by that guy and took his bike key...Power!...the officer den continue down the queue...so that guy we guess will have to either push his bike home or kenna detained...if he chooses to fight, they can put him under charge for not wearing bike helm...wad a powerful display...

go to jusco tebrau city..shop around..eat a crazily cheap pizza hut...walk...den scoot....back to sg....smooth journey back...bought more keropoks only =)

the weather is still hot and humid -.-

ah ah...ah ah

2008-04-27T02:04:00.003+08:00

ah ah...the sound when u wake up the day after a big run...

woke up damn early in the morning and met paul for a run...ran from bukit gombak to bukit panjang plaza...was actually able to take the whole course at a faster pace but then must think for paul also since he has been so rustttttyyy....the whole distance didn't feel long and pretty sure i could still be able to make it...but its our first day training so we take it a step at a time...

reach bpp...quite tired...sat at mac and eat mcgriddles...dunno whats so nice about the burger...prefer the original bun...becoz...............i stomachache after eating it...and after i mention it, paul stomach start to churn too....we talked about the odds for tonites match...followed the predictions and bought Draw for Man U and Chelsea...and it turn out a waste of my money -.- chelsea won 2-1...bought 2 system 7 and 3 bucks of quick pick....well i have learnt not to dream about how to spend the money becoz when u dream of it, you won't win...sux...

had a nap and went to work...forget to bring uni and called sis up to meet me at mrt...so thats why im late for 10 mins...reach usher point i already sian....Sam and DickFace tearing tix together with Saruman...this shall be a long day (its saturday summore)...was planning/reading the comms book when i noticed first item of interest...there have been signages to advice people on the rating for superhero movie and naturally there would be an entry explaining that in the comms...and so to test the "RETARDNESS" of Sam, i asked sam (since shes the only one there)..

Me: Sam, can u tell me what is wrong with this date's entry?
*Sam quietly read the entry (there were two paragraph)*

Me: So? what is wrong?
*Sam abit retardly still finding the mistake*

Sam: hmm, i think this sounds abit funny
*Me roll eyes and thinking to myself that how funny can this be....*

Sam: Oh ya..i noe this one..they nv put label right?
*Sam pointing to the 2nd paragraph which is totally wrong and irrelavant (why would they put ratings on posters for a movie which is PG?*

*Me losing patience, circled the first paragraph*
Me: This paragraph, not the 2nd one....

Sam: ya...this paragraph sounds funny *with her usual smiling which makes u kinda wanna slap her*

Me: the movie mentioned here is Harold and Kumar but my boards write Superhero movie....
*Sam realising her stupidity and retardness*
Sam: Ohhhhh.....

well personally, i enjoy having someone who is more stupid and retarded than me...at least im not the worst...plus throw in her famous smile and laughter for something not realli funny..kinda makes u wanna trottle her at the neck...even while we are looking for people to come up to clear hall, she like eager to suggest Frodo (she didn't even suggest the name...just say u wan help from candybar mah? and me and vik just put a fullstop on it...kinda noe who she suggesting up eh?

she can still ask me do we need to set up table for gc booking later (proves that Saruman didn't tell her & she didn't go and read the comms) and i have to open to the page and call her read..at the end...another Ohhh.....baka...

well...DickFace is never fail to be criticised...this particular incident...he saw a wad of unused serviettes on a chair...he has his trashbag there...he just whack it to the floor...kinda makes me feel like scolding him...although they are cleaners, you dun just purposly throw everything on the floor for them de mah...u are the one who clear big trash leh...they are the one sweeping small popcorns and rolled up tissues leh...summore when he clear row by rows...he can miss those big chunks under...how blind can he be...especially when he kicked one of it and still can walk on...

and Saruman...kinda makes me wonder what did we train him in Marina...Yes, he is Floor IC now...his methods are an example...but...one thing that he can't do is...can't clear hall without a cleaner...before vivo, we at marina didn't even have a cleaner....we have to kick the popcorn under...and that is only what we do when theres a shortage of cleaner and short turnover time...the worst case scenarios...and Saruman kinda makes me abit du lan becoz he, over the walkie, keep calling for ushers to find cleaner, look around, up, down, left, right...for a clearner to sweep cinema 3....not that theres a spill there...just kick under for the moment lah....makes me du lan until i clear my hall, kick popcorns under and just settled without a cleaner...didn't bother to use his already shortage cleaner...

while we are chatting, vik said that day (the day of the memo of the gc event), he was actually quite du lan with hafidz...he said, hafidz can smoke, linger around our halls and walk into them, watch abit and call him to keep table in a ordering tone....while we, traditional, step inside gold class, will kenna scolding from him why are we in his territory....vik says hes angry coz they can step into our territory as they like while we can't step into theirs...this i quite agree...unless u are to help or checking hall, why are u there?

Lousy pay...

2008-04-26T01:53:00.003+08:00

You are my destiny....You are my happiness....

well...went to made with love with adel today to shop for some items...lots of ideas but me brain dead...checked my pay as well...sux...500 bucks...for a month of hardship and boredom....no shopping list i guess...

been living in darkness since yesterday....when the night falls, i become batman...coz the light in my room spoilt...dots...

just watched finish my 8th episode of golden bowl....den realise that me and the male lead have similiarities....bowling, like to joke, never quite appear to be serious...and both treat our gf as died in accident...well guess there are times when u need to do this to forget someone...

finally going to train for my running...yipee! run, skinny boy, run!

gone and never be the same....

Nothing to blog =/

2008-04-25T01:39:00.003+08:00

she walks besides...

well nothing to do...haven even check my pay yet...hoping for a 800 dollars..but thats a big hope ah...the more u earn the more ur cpf takes so to ensure u got money to buy chicken rice next time...got quite alot of things that i wanted to buy...but all requires $$...so therefore...my shopping list:

My shopping list

1. Braun Buffel de belt..

2. Braun Buffel de wallet..

3. New boarder pants...(kinda hard to find with my skinny waist)

4. A new laptop..(blardi fat hope)

5. Car...(only possible when i get a job)

6. Aviator Watch...(hahaha...i wanted to get that with my first paycheck if i became a pilot)

7. Some new shirts...(time to renovate my wardrobe)

8. Thumbdrive...(lent mine to someone and forgets who)

9. Maglite torch...(need a trusty torch for work)

well...as u can see all these cost alot...so need to realli save =/ still got many people wan to jio me for overseas also...and many places of fun to go....hard...and....

crunchyroll is down! i can't watch my golden bowl today =(

rides away in a car of her own...

Change of address..

2008-04-24T02:22:00.003+08:00

she held on and didn't let go....

to many, you would not see this entry until a few days becoz of the change of address...we came out with the idea to shock weiting they all when they returned...

boring day...only thing happening is i go zhe wei there take my hard disk back...paul need it on sat...well...its a hot and humid day...but its a good day...because its PAYDAY!!! weee....weeks of eating grass ends today...hope its alot...and the cpf dun minus so much...bought mac home to eat...was waiting for train and thinking of outing with deepa and speaking of the devil...deepa came up the escalator!! so qiao lor...he going to gombak to train with alex...well...we talked abit...den we parted at the mrt station...i miss socializing with everybody!! ouchie...gv doesn't count anymore...the fun is bleeding from working...sad...

memories all thrown aside...

Bonsoir..

2008-04-22T23:35:00.003+08:00

she follows in a shirt of green....

Bonsoir, Bonsoir Bonsoir

somehow when typing this word makes them feel wierd...u kinda felt u spelt wrongly sometimes when u type although they are correct...dunno why...well its french for u guys...meaning good evening...

back to work on a peaceful tuesday...box...go there den notice i start box aft 1930...do server for a event first...kinda feel wierd...trad butlet style servers? well since its trad...so its more informal...just pour the damn drinks when they are getting empty...give the popcorn and give the ice cream...simple...den at the end get some lecturing...kuku bird...

the event includes mixed nuts on cocktail tables...at the end still left alot...so we just put on the food cart with the used glasses and going to throw away...becoz its an event by INSEAD...a business school...so lets get to role play

Lady: Can we take these nuts in?
Me: I will need to change the container first...
Man: are u guys throwing these away?
Me: yea...
Man: Thats waste of food..
Me: What to do?
Man: Thats so waste of food....blah blah....food prices are rising....blah blah
Me (totally ignore and continue loading the cart)
Man: I shall write to gv about this...

lai...time for homework...whats wrong with this?

FOOD HYGIENE !!

wanted to tell him if i pack it up into containers and sell to u unknowingly while u wanted some used mixed nuts that nobody wanted and many hand sifted to maximize your movie experience...u still wan mah? den at the end of the movie i still find my unfinished mixed nuts inside the theatre lor...u wan to write to us about what ah? gosh...idiots...lots of IQ no EQ...scold the organizer not us...

nothing but a stepping stone....

Replacement Killer..

2008-04-21T22:48:00.003+08:00

well...actually more like an extra server to serve our boss, David Glass...today de gc crew all sian sian de...none from our click...den i figured a name for the kampong boys...HAHAHA...u go figure each name bah...was feeeling sleepy while working....but still have to hang on until time to go home...when going home...had to squeeze into the train...hate working this shift becoz of that...it sux...

well now to go abit of off topic....lets talk about the dream girl..and 2512...lets talk in order..

ah...the dream girl...dream about her twice...the usual...lovely..sweet..the feeling of the 'right' one...first time...i almost forgot i ever dream about her...woke up le take sometime to remember that i had such dream...but can't remember the face...like everybody's dream...the 2nd time...same thing...wake up can't remember the face...this time it was abruptly cut off...becoz wen an woke me up to play cabal with him...didn't blame him too...a person cannot be greedy and ask for a big good dream...good things in small pieces are more memorable...and more looked forward to...

and 2512....yea yea...u guys are saying that me still thinking of 2512...well...im a bird...sometimes just casually talk about 2512...deep inside...i may still have a few strings attached (yea..me quite stubborn..) but whenever i think of the black subaru and other things she used to provoke me...me woke up again...guess those strings that are still attached are attached to the old 2512...the one i prefer to think of her as passed away....the 2512 now is just someone resembling her...with her name...so the next time u guys see me mentioning her...its just me birding around...i have faith in myself that theres no third time...

with the past dies my heart...

Tiring Day..

2008-04-20T05:19:00.002+08:00

Woke up and prep for the day ahead...going to jb + some nite activity until dawn...which is...realli dawn....

was supposed to meet wen an they all at 3....but he end up wake up right on time....yes...wake up...so we meet at causeway at 4...jam expected....and experienced we did...they still hunting for mas selamat...but they are using CDs instead of police... =/ too many CDs slacking at bunk i guess...go in...curl here curl there....reached jusco...place look like...vivo...not as big...but with the assortment and range, kinda like vivo...bought 2 earpieces for rm 78....which converts roughly to 30 plus...15 plus each....in sg...it cost 35 each...so thats why buy 2....one for me and one for my sis...next...we went to carrefour...bought alot of junks...especially wen an....he bought stuffs in bulk and look as though hes preparing for war...heres an example...

GV: 1box X 24 each box X 2 SGD each = 48 SGD...
WA: 2 box X 24 each box X 2 RM each = 48 SGD...F***ing CHEAP!

thats just a part of the thingys...while leaving carrefour, we got lost...we got lost going there, we got lost leaving there...so we turn round and round...malaysia fuel cheap...so round round is fine...reach a place where they wan to eat...hawker style...with cheap good food....ate and went to pump oil liao....

SG: 1 Litre x Best Fuel = ard 2 SGD...
MS: 1 Litre x Best Fuel = 1.95 RM...F***ing CHEAP!

but wen an says sg de is pure fuel...malaysia de is mixed with kerosine...coz u next day drive...u see the needle drop alot...so thats why its cheaper cum the govt subsidize...on this trip i also learnt 1 thing...why malaysia is so C** L** de....sell ice cream cone 1 rm...i happily go take 1 rm go buy ice cream...in the end the person ask for another 5 cents...i noe about the govt tax...but dun think that 1 rm ice cream also want....so why dun they just reflect on the damn board with a * that says *GOVT TAX INCLUDED....stupish...

way back was smooth and halfway thru, miss goh asked us to watch forbidden kingdom at Downtown East Cathay...Looks typical Cathay....but i will definitely not go there...becoz i had to figure a way to get my ass on my bed from there at 2 am!

need wen an to fetch me to somewhere got NR de den take the NR to TOWN den wait for the blardi 40 mins for the LAST NR to come that go to the west...coz theres no NR from EAST to WEST...den the NR also nv stop at my bus stop but 1 MRT away...so have to pay SIX dollars to get myself to my DOORSTEP....and the whole trip took me TWO hours...KNN!! never shall i land myself in such situation again....

Wen An's last day...

2008-04-19T04:28:00.003+08:00

today was a reunion day...started off with a very powerful floor for the last time....also throw in 3 full house of forbidden kingdom each session...you have a short-handed floor...the problem is always there...u need 8 person to run a proper floor on saturdays with blockbusters....

a blessing that today's orcs are very peace-loving...doesn't argue...ok...excepts orcs from the west...some of them were underaged, some never bring ic and those who went thru complained...wen an just daring de shoot back...coz last day mah...he wanted to call that patron f*** off de...but becoz got other patron there he didn't...lucky them wen an says...

next up is those kampongs working today...theres event happening in gc...and so...tables and chairs needed...so as usual when done...HAFIDZ called FLOOR to remove the 'naked' table when free..but as our sessions is about to go in + some people went break, we can't spare any...so at ard 9, he CAME OUT and in a TONE which ORDERS us to remove the table...firstly...since the naked table is an eye sore, WHY DO U REMOVE THE TABLE CLOTH? at least keep it on until we got time to remove lah...next...WE ARE NOT UR SERVANTS THAT U ANSWER TO YOUR BECK AND CALLS...u run ur event, u call us to set up, u call us to remove while we not enuff staff....we NO PEOPLE to remove U KINDA ORDER US TO REMOVE?....U AND SOME OTHER SKIRT WEARER ARE WALKING ABOUT INSIDE GC DOING NTH LOR...DUN TELL ME U SISSY NO STRENGTH TO MOVE IT AH?...when we question vik who is the one who he first ask to move the table, vik says he went to SMOKE first, didn't say anything, linger around, when walking back den ASK him to remove when he free...why doesn't u just say first and so we can SETTLE HIS JOB AGAIN WHILE HES SMOKING?....can tell that this problem only lies with the kampong boys...if its me, georgie or ges, we free we would auto fold and return to floor...at least save them some trouble...and so managers were notified and so a new memo is out...NO TRAD IS SUPPOSE TO HELP GC SET UP TABLES AND CHAIRS...not to draw lines with wei ting they all but its meant to draw lines with the kampong boys...they made the mistake of treading on trad's space...we are not their gold class staffs to bully...WE ARE THE SPARTANS AND THIS IS SPARTA!!!! (eh?)

well...we sat down and chat during eos..waiting for hall to come out...and wen an took the whip from indiana jones de standee and play...he was unable to do the whipping sound...den halfway thru...finoy saw it...lol she act like nth...we even offered it to stephen...lol

den while evacuating cine 4, something stupid with great effect occured...it was full house...and half the patron has exited before the exit door jammed...at first i thought the patrons are being stupid again..until i went down and try...and its...good luck to saturday eos...officially jammed with us trying to kick open and pry open...it was latched solid...the mechanism was loose already...tml is forbidden kingdom again...and its going to be a full saturday...and such thing happen...

well...thats all for today...shall go have fun tml =D

Peace among the war..

2008-04-18T01:53:00.002+08:00

well...im pretty enjoying my off day...tml shall go to war again...

chiong my game level, sleep and wake up to chiong again...but its still pretty much better than waiting on patrons...

watched midnite eagle with wen an, yali, xl and yali's gf...it was a 10th hour decision...well...i needa a break anyway...so joined them...heres the review...

Show started with a war photographer guy who gave his biscuit to a boy at Iraq...den next moment the boy died with his biscuit (biscuit was still slowly burning) and next moment shows the guy pretty sad (should be becoz he gave his last ration to the boy and the boy died...make him go hungry)...becoz of the biscuit...he been sad...and lost his 'self' like 2512 did...and went to the mountains to shoot photos...thats when he saw a stealth bomber crashed..Japan went into a 'closed door crisis' becoz only the govt noe whats happening...foreign agents who bombed that plane and wan to detonate the nuke onboard...resulting in japan destruction...so the photographer guy, go up to the mountain with his friend (at their own risk) to get a story de...but in the end help the military rangers when they were ambushed by the foreign agents fighting to get there first...

the whole story is pretty blur at first...but at the back we understand the rough picture...well...the effect is nice...its from universal japan...of coz its nice...but abit confusing though...

watch finish movie....dad needa use car so no car...its 12.08...mrt last train 12.11...can't make it...walked to bus stop...saw something extra...guy kenna handcuffed by police...saw last bus to clementi...board it...from there take taxi home...

and everybody has been asking me if i receive my enlistment letter already not..and i haven... =/

Final day...

2008-04-17T00:45:00.002+08:00

finally a break after so long...tired...haven start work my leg already can feel the suanness of the many days...usual routine today...come work...clock in...stone...volunteer buy food...come back...stone...we are not affected by the gala today so even more stoning...today's gala is an eye opener...totally no stars..not even from mediacorp...started with some wu-shu performance from some wu shu school or smth...was thinking of wearing our long apron and go there do the sex-is-zero 2 de kick groin move...see whose wu-shu more power...den like no activity liddat..dun even think got mc...so they just perform and everybody eat buffet and go in...and as usual...the last session is full...

on my way home...was surprised by my dearies as they give me a muffin...thanks to both of u =D made my day...

im bored...wish to drink...but deepa is at india training now...so no drinking sessions....im also poor...pay please come quick...and call many of ur buddies with u...every single amount could change a bird life radically...please call 9324-6636 hotline now to enquire more about the Saving-A-Bird funds today!

Hungry Bird...

2008-04-16T00:48:00.002+08:00

well short short de synopsis for u guys today...

wake up
play
work

went to work...bought curry puff + prawn nuggets from old chang kee...dinner...me and ges share the fried fish soup with 2 rice...den as usual...9 plus session all like nv see movie before de come fill up gold class...was surprised to see flower vase come up (tot she left already)...walked one round, passed me the wedges and call me to send...and gone...like what ges said...power...

and the main climax is....I LEFT MY CURRY PUFF AT GC WARMER!!..hungry....

Gold Class day..

2008-04-15T01:09:00.003+08:00

Day 4

...and the start of work after a day of rest...backside itchy and slept at 9 last nite...end up woke up at 1 and can't sleep no more...played with wen an and slept at 5? den woke up at 12..wad a wierd lifestyle..

hope this month pay is good money...coz in the past, 2 day work week get around 300 per month...this month chiong alot...hope its better...and that cpf dun keep minus too much can already...si bei poor...

work in gc today...quiet...very quiet...and suddenly so many people during last session...so sudden and so crazy....

during the whole period, i got an order for red grapes sparkling juice...and i keyed it as 'Lye Ang Eh Jui'..and while placing the bottle in the bottle holder, i lost balance of the 2 wine glass....end up me lye anging....

today the dog ps us...end up we 3 person do 4 person job...wei ting broke her arm, geswin broke his leg and i broke my neck due to the extra workloads...ouch...shall remember that the dog ps us today...

April 12 is Officially Bastard Day

2008-04-12T15:15:00.002+08:00

well...started the shift with a lecture from chris and we already sian half...

last nite eos we checked the halls and forget to write whose name....and so when me and kitty went up to floor, we were wondering why yest paper was there (we remember filing it tightly in its file) and next moment kenna shot by chris with AK-47...ouch...so the shift started with sian 1/2...

its unusually quiet for a saturday nite...nothing major things happened...me with the sian 1/2 mood, went to join kitty at GVmax usher point stone...den...1 patron came up, spilled drinks...we just turn around to look for cleaner and walkie around when another slip and fall...the friend came over and i kenna shot again by this boyfriend holding M-16....i tried explaining that its the blardi patron that blardi 3 steps infront of him who spilled the drink and before we have time to react, his gf fell...and he blamed it on me for finding cleaner? actually what he said was...you saw it and you walked away (which actually he didn't see me doing what and jump to conclusion)...YOU BLARDI ASS LA DEI!! ITS THE PATRON WHO IS 3 STEP INFRONT OF U LAH DEI!! WE FINDING CLEANER U SCOLD ME..DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO REACT U SCOLD ME..**** U LA...ok...sian 3/4 after that...what to do...orcs in Middle Earth are not known to be friendly when they slipped and fell on blood...

finally realise what wen an is feeling when he says hes bored working...the nite is full of orcs gearing up for fights...we direct them out, they uses violence and names...

another incident that angers me is...mad was directing this uncle front...he pushes mad aside and just stormed out...YOU DUN LET ME SEE U!! I REMEMBER U U THIS OLD BALDING UNCLE!! another uses kenneth name before kitty could counter-react...for me, another see me letting a couple out and demanded why with an angry air...i say he got food docket...he diam and walked front....idiot -.-

DL DL DL AH!

Peaceful night..

2008-04-12T03:45:00.004+08:00

what a real peaceful eos...with laughter and jokes constantly...rocket juices...the lollipop up yours and more teeth...

came to work abit early coz i got a 'special order' to deliver...and kinda tired....

went to buy food at 8 pm...brought just 10 bucks....end up short...well lets count together..

Roast Chix Rice $3.50
Fried Kway Tiao $4.00

Last minute order by bernard

Mango Sago $2.50

well...was kinda relieved to see its 2.50 coz i brought just nice...all preparation and packing done...time to collect the food...2.70...20 cents for take away....nbz..

where the hell am i suppose to dig out 20 cents...so i dl + sian 1/2..say i go get the 20 cents and just turn away...dun wan the auntie to give me concession or wadsoever...cheapo stall...everybody nv charge for take away and u charge for it...went up and down and got the 20 cents go down...

first interesting meal that i ever bought...or the third i ever encounter...first was 7.50 scissor cut...the next is 8.30 from scissor cut also....third is this...while going up...i also did consider whether to be guai lan anot...just say i dun wan take away...den she will give me in a bowl...and i shall bring the whole bowl up to bernard...but considering that it shall melt during the journey...think better be safe...should have ask her she wan to sacrifice her bowl or she wan to sacrifice the tupperware...

was quite sian at floor coz no FRODO for me to screw today...originally wanted him to explain and call him write 64 lines....but he off with SAM for 2 days...double sian...anyway....tml floor will be more interesting...you shall see...

Lord Of The Rings (LOTR)

2008-04-11T01:56:00.003+08:00

Started my beautiful day with half closed eyes and a sore neck...wonder what did the pillow did to me last nite..maybe its becoz of the dream about the 2512...it was a good dream about the everybody-likes-de 2512...so the one above decide to give me a sore neck to remind me to wait long long...

ate my breakfast + lunch...watch mythbusters and a history channel programme...gotta admit mythbusters are really good...very educational =D

ok...u prolly wonder what does LOTR has to do with all these...just like movies...how do u relate the titles to the movie...but that shall come later...

went online..and just shortly, adel date me out to buy some materials for birthday gift...went to made with love @ plaza...walked for an hour plus...gotta admit its a great shop...but like what she says...everything is too nice until u dunno how to match them all together...shop and ate until nearly late...and so its time for me to go to middle earth....

was wondering who was working at floor...without wen an without vik....who else...and learnt that theres B3 =D ah at least its not a boring nite...den came FRODO AND SAM...for those who dunno go figures...FRODO cares for SAM and SAM cares for FRODO....extremely polite de...both of them working and thats when i noe that daylight is still long away...first up was the planning....ok...gotta admit that at least SAM tried...she said that she planned already and ask if its ok...one look at whose tearing, i immediately change...and swap my name with my sis's...but that would result in the Orcs overunning us...so...i erase everything and she keep asking me why...explained to her and can tell she abit sian 1/2...

next....SAM told me she go break...i ask...u just now no break ah? she say got...den i told her 10 minutes...she laugh and say 15 minutes..i told her...u had ur break before...u dun need that long to drink water...and when the clock strikes 10 minutes...i called SAM up to usher point...she laugh and say no crowd...relax...typical SAM...very polite...

next up...FRODO...was tearing half way den suddenly the thought of street kings is NC-16 came to me...i see at the schedule and warned FRODO @ GVMax...he say yea..he checking...ok and so i wrote it on the floor schedule...at EOS...while staring at the floor schedule and writing a note on floors comms, i realised...FRODO noes about the missing NC-16s and he did not even write a single NC-16 at the respective movies in the floor schedule...angrily wrote a note for FRODO asking him to explain...hes working morning, works in gv longer and with Fonna who is still quite inexperience in spotting such stuff, he didn't bother to write and notify her...typical FRODO...always gets on people nerve...

we have already a conclusion on these hobbits...they are like a series circuit...travelling in a straight line..one fails, the other fails...once u do parallel on them, they would short circuits...and end up causing people to die...

....DL ah!

anyway..very happy now coz found my 'golden bowl' at crunchyroll...love the show... =D got chance go watch episode 1 bah...u will be addicted if u like bowling

Soggy Leg Day

2008-04-09T01:04:00.000+08:00

woke up with insufficient sleep...eyes just feel like shutting....watch my saving private ryan part 3...every morning watch abit...so dots....den rush down to plaza with the tix..watching run, fatboy, run with auntie and michelle, lana, jane, irene, era, kian siang..

Heres the movie review by me:

Story about a guy who 'ran away at the alter with the wife pregnant' coz he was not prepared for it and thinks that he would ruined his wife life and end up running from everything in life and nv once been successful in anything. Five years later, when theres a guy aiming for his wife or pre-wife...he tried to fight back but loses in every way to the Mr. Perfect..he was challenged to a marathon and was constantly demoralized by Mr. Perfect that he would never finish that race...In the end, he finished the whole marathon despite getting badly injured..and won his life back...

the whole story was quite funny from start to end...but behind it, theres a story that tells us not to run from everything and do what u can to earn everyone's respect.

after the whole movie, we went to bugis coz kian siang wan bring auntie to a place to buy...it started with a drizzle and after that shopping, it turned into a storm...one lightning even managed to strike close enuff and i eagerly look around see got anyone strike 4d anot..anyway...wasn't totally prepared for wet weather...brought my dry jacket and running shoe and end up both getting wet...especially the shoe..since its all thin fabric..went to lau pa sat to eat...ate and chat and den later see those gals off and we go home...quite an enjoyable day...

=D despite the leg swimming in water...

Box

2008-04-08T14:23:00.000+08:00

went to work...replacing jas...saw her sis...ask her where her sis...

started off like nth...working like norm...serve...walk walk...volunteer to buy food...come back...stone...

near closing...one patron came to me...throw a couple of bounce voucher on table and wanted the three kingdom...

Ah-neh: three kingdom..is that a chinese movie?
Me: eh..ya...
Ah-neh: no no....there is one movie about the dragon...
Me: eh..ya...thats three kingdom..
Ah-neh: (ah bu na na with friend)
Ah-neh: ok give me two..
Me: Sir, that one cannot use for three kingdom...
Ah-neh: why?
Me: the show is too new to use...must be shown for about two weeks (can't say freelist since they would prolly ask whats that too...)
Ah-neh: (opens wallet big with a stack of bounce inside) den whats the use of all these for? i get all these and u all dun let me us...its unfair!
Me: . . . (of coz its unfair lah..where got free stuff so good still keep a wad of it inside his wallet...estimate 10-15)(key seat and settle his payment)
Ah-neh: (ah bu na na with friend complaining)

10 mins later..

Ah-neh: Can u give me a better seat? (seat was 2nd row from the back at side block...mid block half full...just choose for him while hes complaining)
Me: but half the mid block is full
Ah-neh: (brain running OT but still dun get what i mean)

After few times of fustrating explaination..

Ah-neh: ok give me row H..(its the middle block slightly forward)

this patron serve me until damn dX lXX...still have to refund for him...

the other one came at 9.45..last show time...

Idiot beng with lots of piercing: I wan two three kingdom...

After all the settling...

Me: sorry sir, mastercard 50 dollars and above...
Idiot: (open wallet, counted and say) but i only have 13 bucks...
Me: sorry, we dun accept master below 50...
Idiot: (starting to get dl) nets?
Me: no nets..visa or cash...
Idiot: u sure? whats the machine over there?
Me: its for our prepaid cards...
Idiot: (doesn't look convinced and irritated and waving his mastercard)you sure? but i only have 13 bucks!
Me: I still can't process! you still got 15 mins to draw money and watch the movie before it starts
Idiot: where atm?
Me: harbourfront...

he left..and i faster close counter before he screw us for closing counter without him...the reason i call him an idiot is that...he came with gf...dun wan to ask from gf...just short of 2 dollars only...with his attitude like i wan to bluff him liddat =/ and like many, look at us with their mastercard, refuse to believe we dun accept that...

Super tired + bored

2008-04-07T00:08:00.000+08:00

Backed from Desiree's birthday chalet...super bored and tired...

went there at around 5? couldn't convince my dad to lend me the car and regret nv try harder later..brought my absolut and 4 hoegaarden to the underaged party...started by joining everybody getting glued to the idiot box watching final destination 3 or 4...very stupid show...like the grim reaper desperate to kill people liddat..went down to start the fire...can say im getting more zai lol...10 minutes and i have the fire running...hmm the home-made fish that kitson made was quite good...think i love it and ate it more than any food there...

vik came and joined us...we sat down and talked about the recent stuffs at gv...yea..gv story is always so interesting...den we start to play with the zippo fuel...nice and interesting...and im not even high yet...they drank the mixers and left only the vodka there untouched..went out with them to get somemore booze...came back and nobody was bbqing anymore...flame dying..and so we continue sit downstair talk...den we decide to go back to chalet and i shall start the kiddy-21...10 cents max bet...lol...15 people in one room...with 4 playing only...the rest doing their own stuff...bored...they den went to mac to chill while i sit at room stone...right then i realli have a heavy urge to go home but....NO CAR!!! TAXI EX!!! 2AM!!! where the hell can i find smth to go home? even considered the option of walking and see 5 am where am i...but i figured i will still be walking down the highway =/

joined them at mac, den they wanted to go red house...go there see already go beach...nearly sunrise we already left...den reach chalet see the sunrise, we cursed...got a cab and went home...dead tired..the vodka is still untouched...

Another Eventful Saturday..

2008-04-06T02:02:00.000+08:00

Woke up to reply to some smses and went back to sleep...received a mystery call from....DADDY!! =D its his super-high voice vs my sleeping grunts...dun even recall what i grunted except that i gave him a time..for me to get my ass off the bed and on the way to vivo to be the replacement killer..

was helping to replace floor as there is some mia...started my shift with the Chronicles of Jia Hao...NC-16 children can enter with parents accompanied...lucky it happened before i came...if that patron scold me becoz of his mistake...i would KO JH..anyway this is not my fight...to the next event of the day...

A lady (quite old and was surprised that someone of her age would do it) came acting like a customer who ran, approached me and lokman saying she went out of the wrong cinema door to the toilet and was locked out..she was from cinema 7 she claims...when asked for her tix, she said its inside the theatre with her friend..when asked for her friend to come with the tix, she said shes late and her friend has not come yet...yes...you can huh now...thats the first mistake

as she keep trying to act hurried, she barged through the usher point...me sensed something was wrong and so called lokman to follow her...

under normal circumstances when u left ur tix in the hall, you would go back to the hall, sit at ur seat and chat with ur friends or so on with a confident air..for her...she was turning into a sneaker...she was unsure of her hall, and when lokman asked what movie she watching, she gave the number that is wrong from our actual schedule...so lokman asked her to go back out of usher point..while in the mist of ordering, wind joined in...when seeing wind join in, she immediately try to dodge and wan to walk away..wind approached her..asked for her tix, her movie, her showtime...and the reasons were:

Wind: Mdm, can i see your tix?
Lady: I lost my tix
Wind: What show are u watching?
Lady: Thats a very private question and why should i answer you?
Wind: We are trying to help u get back to ur seats
Lady: Im very late, Im going to miss my show
Wind: What time is your show?
Lady: I actually wan to find the ticket counter

with some other reasons like, i won't come back gv...you are wasting my time...

and when we all talked about it, Georgie says...8 points of view, 1 truth...like vantage point..
the lady eventually left...and i've put up an essay on the coms book as heads up too..cases like this are what i felt, is the tip of the iceburg...with more than 13 halls to manage, there could be more than these and these are the ones who we are alert to catch..

the 3rd event of the day is the big power out...was standing at usher point staring at europa's toilet when it suddenly turned black together with the aircon becoming quiet...my immediately reaction is...Ho Seh liao..there goes the normal night...turned out that the building got a trip but only our escalators and aircon are affected...its getting stuffy by the minutes and we have many more patrons that have yet been granted entrance into stuffy halls...more patrons also turned to our toilets as those taps that are outside have been disabled does not dispense water...we acted like normal and tried not to alert the patrons to the short...deep inside, we are all thinking of how to preserve the little cool air we have in the area until the power came back...it was a tense moment but we managed it through...

somehow working on a saturday floor is surely an adventure everytime u tapped in...

Brand New Bird

2008-04-05T04:30:00.000+08:00

Well today is a great day...lots to blog and talk about...

firstly...haven told anyone yet coz wanted to blog it...I got an upgrade to PES B!!! quite a nervous moment sitting there waiting for the examining doc to sign a tick on the BL1 box which he finally did..and...
the bird is finally certified to fly again after being grounded!! =D

got a new haircut too..so was pretty less ticklish and cooler...kinda makes me feel like a new self...(go army better still..everlasting coolness..ask jun wei for his comments)

was called back to box becoz a staff was missing...pretty much drowned by the crowd..never ending although its friday!..the three kingdom was the cause of it...finally managed to clear my shift and unexpectedly receive a call from Deepa that they just opened a bottle of martell (thought they were going to dbl o but instead went east coast)....

joined them after my work...its my first martell of my life (gonna die of liver failure soon)...well could say the whole table was not sporting enough so end up only me and Deepa finish the whole bottle...hes da man! very brotherly...dare to play, dare to drink! hehe...still abit high typing this blog right now...managed to brought back the bottle as sovenir haha...

as usual...more teasing of mama-san (kelvin) with the bar-girls...one sat down and told us her story (but we suspect half of it is cock stories)..and end the night with a challenge to him to get one of the girl's number...(all in the name of fun) in the end it was Danny who did it...and successful...but well...just for fun...not gonna call them anyway after that...

conclusion...
A crazy day for the brand new bird!!

Birthday Surprise

2008-04-04T00:16:00.000+08:00

Woke up early today at 9 am...wanted to tune my lifestyle back to normal...was very tired with good dreams yet i woke up at 4 and 6 i think...dunno why =/

called CMPB at 9 am...they told me to go down on weekdays with the report...

den i played with my fish...like every morning...

woke up..play game..napped..go out..meet jas..heavy rain..

due to the upgrading works at Bukit Gombak, and given that hilly terrain, it seems like a waterfall came to greet us when we walk up to the station..and my shoe got wet..and so its my feet..been sogging thru the whole day.. =/

met the guys earlier to prepare..and brought daddy and mummy to the table..eat drink and laugh..den surprise them more..cut cake and go home..

GESWIN WHERE ARE U!!!

ok...shall sleep early to go down CMPB tml...nite guys...

Good News?

2008-04-02T19:54:00.000+08:00

Well the result is out, and i can at least live normally for a while..

Doc says that my heart is like last time, normal, with only a slight irregularity...and i could still run and jump and fly all i wan...yay...tml shall call CMPB again for the upgrade...

Period..

2008-04-02T03:56:00.001+08:00

except that i have no blood to spills but maybe one day shall vormit all of them out (den u will see me stand there vormitting blood until my skin start to shrink and left only the bones)..sounds pretty hollywood-R-21 show haha

well...guess its the moody period that has come again where i become emo...yes...happy crappy birds do get emo at times...ask ges...he noes...im kinda impressed that i could put my sadness and worries behind when needed and be crazy when im you guys...at least im glad that i could still be crazy...

tomorrow shall be the day of my heart echo scan results...outcome may be good or bad...both ways in the extreme...good and i could live life like a normal person...bad and i would start condemning myself...

just wish someone could tell me whats dream and whats reality...

and someone special to be right by me to walk me through...

so whats dream and whats reality?