Stupidity...

it has been a long week.....and its the first time ever that i misses home.....
abit sick of doing what i do everyday...

well....time for bird stories....
this blog has been missing alot of it for very long time le....
lets get the ball rolllllliinnnnngggg......

well....everybody in the army gets to throw a 'live' grenade once....and all the boys would definitely tell you its damn shiok....
for me....its shiok...in a stupid way....
of cox not throwing it to myself or doing anything stupid whatsoever...
everything is fine....right up till i throw it.....it flew nicely that even the sirs says its a good throw....and three thousands, four thousands, five thousands, six thousands, seven thousands, eight thousands..................the grenade didn't explode.......and i noe i gg le.....

had to wait for the explosive guy to detonate my grenade for me....wad a great experience....my virginity screwed liddat...sianed...but the blast was great though.... and i was one of the only few at the front next to the big bang =)

anyway....the second stupidity factor.....

whats the down side of using a key-lock?

can't think of any right?

how about locking your own key inside your locker?

whats supposed to be early night turned into a sawing frenzy after realising i locked my keys inside my locker....even my platoon sergeant also says 'its so yi yi la'
and so half a section was gather around my locker, desperately sawing off the lock so that we could all sleep early, with a smiling sergeant behind watching....

and both incidents were quite well known in the platoon....

wierd dreams...

lately i've been getting wierd dreams....

how wierd can a dream get right?

imagine waking up at night and proning on your bed X 5

or

imagine waking up at night and mistaking your handphone as grenade X 4

somehow my day activities are making their ways into my sleep....


didn't go dbl 0 yesterday (although pretty much want to), didn't chill out (nobody to go with) and so adel asked me to go supper with her coz she just woke up...me too...so ok lor...get the car, drive to jurong and go to Bukit Timah eat...ate boon tong kee (think its liddat spelled) coz dunno what to eat...catch up abit and den went home (no idea of places to go)....yea...wonderful saturday right? but at least i get to rest alot...was drowsy the whole nite though from that 10 ml of "ultimate liquor" (cough syrup)....10 ml equivalent to a whole nite of drinking....kinda worried that i would sleep while driving =P but lucky im a born driver....good eh?

or did i?

lol...didn't seems to remember mentioning that emart auntie in the blog leh...did i told you guys?

anyway...yay!
its halfway thru BMT!!
and i just returned home and saw the pics during that farewell dinner last sunday....
i looked like one little malay boy with no hair =/
even my mom said if im not her son, she dunno what would be the first language when i open my mouth...
by the by, thank you guys for making my pre X3 celebration a good one...love it very much...and the present as well =) hope to spend more time with you guys....loves =D

just did my range...not bad...shy of 1 mark to marksman....
evolet was sick that day...so missed 5 shots...can't retake my test...
anyway...bmt no marksmanship so its pointless anyway...

field camp is coming up...
and the army just have a nice way of screwing my birthday up....
smart of you if u are those who guessed how they screwed it up....

1 + 1 = ?

correcto! its on my birthday...
so the original plan for me to celebrate at dbl 0 has been shredded...
sadness....

so im inviting those who are able to join next weekend at dbl 0 with me....will have some friends of mine as well...let us have great fun and enjoy ourselves alrite? (bottles will be opened =D)

woo hoo hoo (dunno wad title to write)

wanted to go out desperately and was too lazy at the same time....
was planning to watch movie marathon with Karenn de since both of us sooooooo long miss so many movies..

end up both of us not free enuff so we only watched Hellboy...
drove there early and offered my carpet head around for those who wan to strike toto...

thanks daddy for getting us good tix =D

well...hellboy...didn't watch the first part...so the sequel may be abit blur for both of us...but overall it is ok...quite funny at times...

after movie, i drove up to mount faber...dun get the wrong idea...i just misses the place and felt like driving up there and breathe the 'singapore' fresh air...as both of us was tired so we just stayed a short while before heading home...

heard some quite disturbing news yesterday...but well...its hard to believe yet if its true den i shall just have to point myself a new way den...this is the army life....

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THe ArMy Life...

The effect of army...

With the ugly pic, it kinda shows how much more charming was i before enlistment

well...army could erase u from the face of the earth...well almost soon...

it erases ur communication skills...prolly because after u put on that helmet, your mind got cooked by it and soon you start getting stupidier X 100...

from the experience of my previous booking outs, it seems that...i can't think of anything at all on the normal streets...things like:

what to eat: got what? anything that is nice (mind is corrupted by the chye ben of everyday cookhouse)
where to go: dunno...just feel like walking...everywhere seems nice (freedom is...)
what have you been doing: erm....army stuff? (what else?)

right now...theres no stuffs for me to talk about...sianess...I WAN TO WATCH MOVIE T.T
and 21 just got off the screen...double sian....i wan to drink....but no buddy....triple sian...


the enhanced batch finally came....and u will be wondering how in heaven does these guys pass their ippt? (they all look like some nerd cocks and we prefer calling them raw meats since we are four weeks old)...yet they are our sole entertainment and competition...imagine many platoons of blur blur guys with long hairs walking around...

btw...i also found a new girlfriend...her name is Evolet..pretty cool name huh? shes such a beauty...fell in love with her at first sight...hope she doesn't disappoint me like the first did...

Yi Yi & Evolet =D

The Diver, The Signaller, The Pilot & The CRs...

Diver- Danny
Signaller- Deepa
Pilot (kite)- Paul
Chao Recruits(CRs)- Yi Yi, Kelvin, Alex (soon to be)

since today booked out on sat, so have to make use of the sat well....went out with the guys for the farewell hangout of alex who soon to be CR in tekong....joining us on survivor island....started off with a movie with Signaller and Soon to be CR alex..Deception, starring Ewan Mcgregor and Wolverine....its a great show, with great twists...although its not as much as prestigue or other films with many many twist...this film twist is great...like what the critics say...its worth watching....love it especially when my fave actor is in it...

before movie, we went to the shukodu at cine to eat...originally wanted to eat waffle with grapes ice cream...end up no grapes ice cream...nvm...melon ice cream looks nice....den no waffles...wtf...what good service...fed up, watch alex eat and go watch the movie...

after movie, went walk down orchard road...see girls...(inside survivor island almost becoming gay)...settled at wisma and ate...den meet up with the diver and the other CR...wanted a place to chill and so we chilled at liquid kitchen...not a bad place...price is resonable....ambience is good....staffs is good...but abit small....chat with the guys and also planned possible location for my birthday party =)

well...overall its just a dull day...usual joking around and catching up with each other...gotta book in already...so tired =( and fast...i miss my bed!

2nd book out...

In the early morning run,
with a field pack on my back,
with an aching in my heart,
and my body full of sweat..

Im a long long way from home,
and i miss my lover so..

In the early morning run,
when the cold wind blows....
when the cold wind blows....

its 2nd book out!! weee....and its shorter T.T
booked out today (SAT) and its like eat half of our day...
6 days in camp 1 day outside...
really make you miss home...

this week marks my third week and soon next week shall be the start of my bmt...real stressed...
thats when all the guys out there like alex going to get botak! =P
starting to get annoyed by my buddy...

he takes joke seriously, low treshold for humour,
he is lazy

bunk ic has been rotated from me to him, and hes kinda abusing his title and starts to order us around.

Scenario 1:
'all section send three people go collect out rations' and he chose all 3 people without him inside...i looked left and right, the ics of other sections go take themselves too...but he say its quite shiok to be ic...no need to go...

Scenario 2:
Section keys are supposed to be held by bunk ics and so hes the one responsible to open/close doors and to ensure bunk is in standby condition. He would rather pass me the keys at any possible opportunities...

Scenario 3:
our section mate got 1 is quite quiet...while we are boarding bus for booking out, the number was lost among the few people infront of me (all from our section) and so i board the bus mumbling whatever is the possible number...he can't hear properly, annoyed and ask me whats the number, i said i dunno, he scold 'can u all dun shout like pussies anot'...wah...call ur section mates pussy...

he noes how to everytime act like ic shout 'bring your 11b' and etc yet he dun make an example...doesn't put in effort to things he does... if i try to push him to do things better, he would give that annoyed and heck care look...especially during water parade and temp taking...the saf set this up so that we won't collapsed due to dehydration and this buddy of mine would not finish half a bottle (set by the commanders) and always report false temp without taking temp...so as a buddy if he collapse i would kenna right? if i scold him to drink more or take temp he would give me that 'aiya no need la' thing...

du lanz...save me ah!