Part 1

Yesterday was graduation..as well as my soft retirement saboing...

as i haven got the pics for the sabo, i shall post my graduation first...

finally...after 3 years...i am able to step inside the convention hall again, this time is not for any exam but for my cert..reach there just on time and wasn't able to meet up with our WISP teacher for a photo...had to rush into our lecture halls for briefing le...saw a few familiar faces around but none sitting around me...sian 1/2...after briefing, we had to line up to go up to the main auditorium with our gowns on...the stage looks nice...for the first time haha...den the start of a video, arrival of VIP, national anthem and another short video...den start of presentation...row by row we clapped until our turn to go downstairs...there they make the final adjustments to our looks and den queue up to go on stage...the lecturer said that the only time we are on our own is when we are on stage...and my turn was like...huh? do wad? go there shake hands le den take a pic that i think i wasn't looking good haha...den finally collect our cert on the way back...everything is fast and short...any feelings? not realli...just that okay im nearer to army now -.- called vivo to say i was late coz theres so many people and i dunno what time the whole ceremony ends...i forget to bring clothes for tonite also...so i had to rush off...only got to take a pic with paul and some people before i have to leave...wished i can stay longer...=/ reached home and rush to work...which day do i not rush for work eh?

Strip-tease...

had to drag myself off bed becoz working at 12.30...10 hour shift...so early...have to survive with abit of manpower shortage...rare for weekdays...but what to do...single handedly set up the areas for both group bookings...without breakfast and lunch...at the end i was panting and feeling very weak liao...still have to wait until 4 for reinforcement...

finally when able to go buy food and wan to start feasting, Saruman wan us to throw standees...im ok...but...when i come to the standee, im like WTH! im going to die before i finish everything...its that speed racer, indiana jones and accuracy of death...speed racer was the killer one...its so complex and we dunno how to kill it so end up me and Yong Xing jumping up and down on that...until me totally weak liao...drag that heavy one up and throw away den faster go eat...battery left 10% only...

Battery Breakdown:
Set up GV Max event: 20%
Set up Foyer event: 50%
Kill Standee: 20%
Balance: 10%

den summore i have to perform a last minute stunt...
change into GC uniform and help butler for that Foyer Event...
came up and exchanged orh-orh with ges becoz we both crows for the day...me for a while...

they are serving 55 cosmopolitan to that booking of 85 ladies...wah...suppose to go around asking if they wan and end up the lady told us some won't have...so dun go around asking...ask when they produce a coupon...so become like me take the freshly mixed cosmo, put on my tray and pass to the lady infront of the 'bar'? i feel redundant...only good for image and collecting glasses...dots...after helping out at GC for a short while, finally can change to red...can see that HA wasn't happy with me being around...draw line liao wad...so the whole time im red black red....

red, iron black
black, iron red

all within a period of 1 hour or so...makes me feel like im those strip-tease entertainer for higher for events... =/

today another highlight was hankypanky...Sam and Frodo was hankypankying in the changing room...HUH?!?!

ya...that would be a top news except that of coz is my birding...heres the true story...3 teens came out of accuracy of death...obviously bored by the show...they approached me...like we knew each other that close and ask me is hanky panky allowed in the theatre...i said no and they start their enthu talk on which seats, what show and where the couple were...so ok...i going to settle it but shorthanded...until ryan came and stand...time to see how serious they were...

Place of Incident: Cinema 7
Time: Dunno?
Character: Yi Yi...

i went in, start to locate from the back, got my fix on them and start doing my checks...they were not aware of my presence of walking up and down...so i stood at the aisle watching...and oh god...no birding...the boy was almost eating that girl up...2 seats almost becoming 3...couple seats almost becoming a bed...den the show went to a dark screen...wth...hard to see what they do except eating each other leh...i was standing there wondering if i should torch them...but decided a closer verbal warning would be better...den when until got light liao and thats when i see the guy hand like going in den i go walk in...'HALO, I am Lindsey Lohan'...lol...ok ok...'Halo, theres people complaining about your acts, please do it at home can?' and that guy was like the face kiss halfway blur look...wah lao eh..the scene is like girl's leg up down left right, guy's hand flying around...wth...so gore lah...in a PG cinema...wth...airthertainment before i leave gv...nbz

HAPPY PAY DAY!

im dead tired, sore feet, heavy eyelids...and the only thing that make me smile today is my pay...long have i hit this amount already...its like the 2nd time i hit this high ok? the reason?

i only den realised that i've been working almost like a full timer every week...holding on to it...although complaining much...but holding it and moving on...its my last week...im wan to just stop working and get a good rest but also im starting to miss all those around me, the fun, the chionging, the crowd...

there is always a journey...with fun and laughter...and also an end...its life...but there are always friends...who you would bring along for the rest of your life...that at least i could be grateful for...


when u talk about someone, although everyone noe about the person, they would always be interested in what stunt they did again...and so...here comes a bed time story of SAM again...working with her at least make me feel today is more interesting...today stunt's title shall be..."HOTDOG"

(walkie crackles)
(Sam heard message)
(Yi Yi busy tearing tix)

Sam: I go send hotdog order hor
YiYi: got hotdog order meh?
Sam: ya..candybar just now walkie
(Yi Yi abit unbelieve becoz nv hear)
YiYi: orh..

10 minutes later
(Guo Wei came up with 3 hotdogs and sending order)
(No sign of Sam)

Another 10 minutes later
(Sam came up escalator empty handed)

Another 5 minutes later
(YiYi keeping table)
(YiYi see Sam using her usual self debating with wind to send order, pushing around)
(Sam lost and went to send that one hotdog)
(Wind walk over)

YiYi: why? she dun wan to send ah?
Wind: ya..she see me wan check hall, quickly pass to me, so i walk one round see got people approach or come anot and come out tell her cannot find)
YiYi: den she say wad?
Wind: she dun wan to send den keep trying to push to me lor..

(walkie crackles)
(CB: Floor, anybody free to send hotdog?)
(YiYi: ya...Sam coming down)
(Sam LL go down send hotdog)

lol...you've been punked! SAM! play summore lah...first to volunteer den push to others...

the next one was when mgrs call for glass door, she also fast to volunteer but i reject her application and also reject her further reasonings and complains...


that punk'd part was quite airtertaining...play summore with me lor...finally end work and very tired...but also hungry so go eat supper with daddy, imax, auntie, mushmom and yi yi...chat up alot...this my first time eat supper with imax and she have been watching me eat the crab lol...finally came home at 5...ouch

Monday Floor Blues!!

Im seriously seriously seriously



MISS CLUBBING!! IM ADDICTED!!



Have been shaking and hopping around today the whole time..(officially bird becoz u only see bird hops around)


today we have.... MONDAY FLOOR BLUES!!


no people...maximum fun!!
start the closing off with a buffet before our group booking...next comes the movie with good vs evil in NaoHia, our production...



den next up we walk around playing that 'hello, im lindsey lohan' thingy over the walkie haha...had a good laugh out of it...its a no-rule monday and the whole place is birdized! nothing beats a good nite to chase away the monday blues!!

poor daddy was birdized right up to the end of shift...we were outside the office door shouting 'KAI MEN (open door)' until he opens...now the office door has been upgraded with sound sensor...so next time dun knock...just shout!

heard from the clouds that Frodo was crying badly...nope..nobody tell me de...and nope...im not spreading it...i just writing on my personal web diary...i also dunno how u guys 'found' my blog...kit say got 2 reasons..either mgr scold or sam...but after asking mgr, it should be sam...but all of us figures out the reasons:

1. Sam died (ges)
2. Sam dun wan to marry him (kit)
3. Sam dun wan to give (me)
4. Sam rob him of his virginity inside changing room (me)

but anyway...i heard from cloud de...so just nice we all stand under the cloud at usher point and so just nice 3 of us 'heard' it...and im not 'spreading' it ah...

RETRO NITE!!!!

Woooohooohooooo!!!

went for the anniversary of Dbl 0 although theres no free drinks but got free entry...happy happy....

meet up with deepa paul and kelvin to watch what happen in vegas...thought i got the house seats correctly but i guess they sold the house seat so end up we have to sit up front..

went to dinner after the movie at lau pa sat den meet up with danny and pei ling go dbl 0...

reached there at 10 and its still early so we sat at the bar beside dbl 0 and thats where i saw geswin! haha tot he yesterday come le today won't come...we ordered martinis since they are 1 for 1...apricot, lychee, mindori...mindori tastes like cough syrup...=/ while waiting we decided that each person buy one round each so we would have 5 rounds of surprise drinks =)

headed over to the dance area @ 12 and start ordering our drinks...after 3 rounds all go dance floor...IT FEELS LIKE HOME! dance and dance and dance...im a happy bird!was feeeling abit high after round 4 and i popped twice =D fun fun! had our final drink and head over to O bar for R&B songs...

the real fun was me and deepa was alone there at o bar...he was 30 sec away from getting a girl's number when kelvin came in...spoiler -.- went home feeling very high...tried to do push-up when im very high and end up with a bleeding lip..banged quite hard on the floor..ouch...

weeee

News FLash! 30th NO MORE SABO! BECOZ I GOT SUNDOWN =D hahahahaha

anyway..working is interesting today! nothing much to talk about except people people and people but...MR FRODO ENTERTAINED US TODAY!

as usual, we are stretched tight tight on the schedule, one person per hall and some of them even got group booking halls...and....MR FRODO was unable to force the patron to exit from the front, got scolding by the patron, blamed on vik for PUTTING HIM CLEAR HALL 2 ALONE, SCOLDED VIK AND WANTED TO PICK A FIGHT OVER THE WALKIE, WAN TO ONE ON ONE WITH VIK AFTER HIS CLEARING...nice one MR FRODO...you are finally man...but still a retarded one...WE HAVE NO PEOPLE LEFT AND WHAT MAKES U SO SPECIAL THAT U NEED 2 PERSON TO CLEAR WITH U, SOME OTHERS EVEN HAVE A GROUP BOOKING HALL TO THEMSELVES! EVEN JOAN IS BETTER THAN U!

i already pre-planned what to scold him after his clearing, but vik see frodo wan to go away already, call him to come to usher point and give him a shelling...see vik scold until so fierce, i have no intention to stop nor do i wan to chip in inside...too bad colleen and fion came and stop...i would have enjoyed the fight...i would maybe chip in as well...in the end he shrink until like want to cry liddat...wth...u can say I'LL FIND U LATER but u dun dare to come face to face with us...U WAN US TO PUT TRG BACK TO UR NAME ISSIT? U WAN US TO ASSIGN A TRAINER WITH U TO CLEAR ALL HALL ISSIT? YOU ARE A FULL TIMER AND BY RIGHT U ARE SUPERIOR TO US...SO..START ACTING LIKE ONE! YOU ****LESS P**SY!

oh my back!

woolalala! Man U won...but also lucky i never buy coz its penalty that won...i would have bought Man U win and still lose my money -.-

Early in the morning have to crawl up to go CMPB with geswin...since hes going so i guess i shall go there to submit my pilot's details form too...because of the tight window, i have to be late for 1 hr for work...and this trip isn't quite productive becoz just nice when i reach the doorstep of the recruitment centre, i remember i need a photocopy of my uncle's IC and my dad's IC...silent cursing and went inside...turns out im correct...can only submit 1 of the 2 forms...the other one have to wait till i get those photocopies...how Vanilla can i be?

went to work...and u can hear birds chirping (those that u hear at 7am) lots and lots of the sound (actually made by kids from a primary school..)...early in the morning and we have a booking of 2 halls of chaotic kids..but lucky im 1hr late =)

its a very very boring day...Indiana Jones wasn't selling as well as everybody expect it to be...no full house...only near full...its worst than IRON MAN...IRON MAN U ROX! anyway...the show is abit...mono and quiet...although it has actions and stunts...but all are kinda expected from similar shows like national treasures...it doesn't take ur breathe away anymore...with minimum crews at floor, we went down to help candybar occasionally for the later booking...

The booking on the other hand is chaotic...3 halls including GVMAX...lots of popcorn and hotdogs redemption..drink wasn't dispense quick enuff becox of the ultra gassy coke...just when i have a stockpile of 5 or so 1 person would come with 5 or more vouchers and deplete my stock just like that...saw Sam walking among the many backs...and nearly cannot see her liddat...told ges maybe we should slap her and turn around...take the opportunity =)

One very good incident of the day that i feel that i must mention if not i will feel itchy all the way...

Standard Procedure: GVMax, Seal back and direct patron to side exit. It links to Skypark with washroom just right of the exit.

Today:
Lady: Why cannot go out by here?
(Me show questioning face)
Lady: I need to go to the toilet urgent
Me: Its right outside of the exit
(Lady gets fired up)
Lady: Why can't u let me go to the toilet from the back? I have talked to your organisation before and i would not hesitate to talk to them again about this. You guys always say the toilet is at the exit but always its a long way there, so why can't i exit by here?
Me: Its really right outside of the exit!
Lady: Why? I can't go out by here issit?
Me: Its really right outside of the exit! just turn right! We have an event going out right outside now. (gotta admit this excuse is kinda stupid and i would die badly if she opened the door which she nearly did)
Lady: So there would be a stampede issit?
Me: (jumping up and down) ITS REALLY OUTSIDE OF THE EXIT, JUST TURN RIGHT!
Lady: IF ITS NOT THERE, I WILL COME BACK TO FIND U!
Me: (jumping more) ITS THERE!
Lady: IF ITS NOT THERE, I WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT U AND COME BACK TO FIND U!
(Lady turns to leave)
(Turns back to look at my name tag)
(Me pull my nametag)
Lady: Tan what? (WTF!?!?! -.- after looking so long tell me TAN WHAT?!?!?!)
Me: TAN YI YI
Lady: OKAY! IF ITS NOT THERE I WILL COME BACK FIND U, U WILL BE HERE RIGHT?
Me: I WILL WAIT.

she went out, and i followed a few steps behind and saw her looking at the toilet before the exit door closes...guess she realli LL after that...Its an insult to my service to tell u that the nearest toilet is there and for reasons i can't let u exit from the back and u keep accusing me of lying to u...WTF?!?! stilll got the TAN WHAT?!?! WTH..NEVER SEE TAN YI YI Before AH! BLARDI KUKU BIRD! U BETTER NOT COME BACK WHEN I LAST DAY I TELL U..WTFish!

CLASH CLASH CLASH

talking about no reservations...and i already have a clash coming...so this is the original...

22nd : Meet Deepa and gang to watch soccer
24th : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning
30th : Clubbing with Deepa and gang
31st : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning provided if i have no hangover
1st : ORD from GV

the edited...

22nd : Meet Deepa and gang to watch soccer
24th : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning
30th : Clubbing with Deepa and gang (CLASH Last nite with heavy saboing)
31st : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning provided if i have no hangover
1st : POP from GV (EDITED TO 4th)
4th : POP from GV
6th : St James Cannon
7th : MJ with High and clubbing after...
12th : Start of Manhood...

and if i move clubbing to 31st, i might go genting on the weekends...so clash again! ahh i need a personal assistant...although im not so high about the saboing part, its kinda ceremonial and i guess this is a pretty bad one...every single year of service means worst punishment...

had a dream about 30th de sabo last nite and its not looking pretty good...many people would turn up...those who like me and those who not...but above all, i wish for 2 person to be there...let u guys guess...i feel that i have been too bad to them...so its great to let them join the fun and forgive me once and for all...

yea...frodo and sam...the plan is to grab them and use them as shield...so if u guys see me with them...please divert ur wadever to them please...lol it would be an indirect assistance to me...haha...(wanted to sabo them badly)...im evil! muahaha...the evil kukubird....

today marks the end of peace and start of war...today is the continuation of a legend...today is indiana jones -.- and we are doomed by him...may lord have mercy...


please let me enjoy my freedom in peace T.T

Slaving for GV...

ahh...supposed to retire officially 3 days ago...but it looks like i have to hold on and last till the 1st...i need my free time!! lots of people wan to date me out but i can't go out!! gosh i hate this period...it seems the inevitable has come...old birds leaving, new birds not enuff to fill the slot...

and im just left with 12 days after that to go run around naked...

any preparations yet? nope...

just send out another email to sony ericsson to complain about the software problem...ever since that factory software been updated with service centres softwares, i have been paying 20 dollar out of warranty to get upgrading of it and end up screwing up in a month or so...same issues, same problems...and its not that it causes inconvienience when using...it renders ur fone totally unusable! three times for me! so now before i send my phone to go brainwash itself, i email the support to see what will they do about it...got a nice reply...they need more time to investigate the issue and has upgrade my priority to urgent...hope they realli did it...

22nd : Meet Deepa and gang to watch soccer
24th : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning
30th : Clubbing with Deepa and gang
31st : Run with Deepa and Paul in morning provided if i have no hangover
1st : ORD from GV

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HIGH day's Out...

WOOOOOOOOO ITS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFFEEEEEE!!!!!

haha sounds familiar?

ok lah..not exactly realli fun until everybody is that high but its airthetaining on a scale of 7 out of 10....haha

they were meeting at 1 and i tot the show was around there...so end up me first to reach plaza sing...stunned when daddy told me its at 4...ok...walk around den...until the rest came and we go inside Thai Express eat something...

their TOM YAM SOUP is so hot! but i like...too bad didn't finish coz its too overwhelming...ges was sweating from his black pepper chix rice...so u should noe how hot their food is...

watching MADE OF HONOUR...an ok-ok show...quite funny at parts...but i think i watched too much of its trailer that some parts are quite expected...but i like that thunderbeads part...well..everybody love that part...hehe go watch and u shall see for urself...

after show we head for the eating place at novena...along the way...the usual birdings and the whacking of the birds...pak! pak!...today its rare to have all the 4 birds out leh...so the 3 birds practically bird around while the elder bird have to tend to girlfriend...

the food at the place is ok...we had chix rice with 1 whole chix, oyster sauce veg, tom yum soup again, chili crab, fried fritters, hotplate tofu...

the chix rice is ok....
chix abit tasteless but ok for me...
oyster veg not bad...
tom yum soup too sour while thai express too spicy...
fried fritters ok...
hotplate tofu ok...
chili crab quite good...(sauce alot, meat alot)

overall above average...considering the company...

after meal me and weiting go to the cheers next door to buy IDD calling card...
turn out that thing is abit kukoo to use...10 dollar for 50 minutes...20 cents per min...ex...while u can call US for 300 mins -.-

nvm...shall use along the way...and buy whenever i can =)

Feels good

had a good sleep...woke up, saw a mysterious number...dunno who...called and realised its michelle =) chatted awhile den she gtg already...

finally a free day for me to slack...rarely have days like this anymore..always been called to serve as replacement...played and played...happy =) den meet with deepa and paul for a run...run! nv run for 2 weeks...stomach feels wierd...but at least i can run the whole course...eta less than 1 month to go for army!! ouch...

parents going overseas tml...can't use car too coz dad might find out...(me seat and mirror adjustment different from him) so if i use he would find out =(

going to sleep! bye bye people! <3 my freedom haha =)

Loss of blood...

woke up damn early! slept at 1 woke at 6...it feels like old YFC (Youth Flying Club) days...during that days have to woke at 6 frequently to go to Paya Lebar or Seletar...god those were very tiring days...imagine a bunch of guys wearin blue jumpsuits (that was the uniform back den...) and people in school calls our CCA the Aircon Mechanics O.o"?

same thing today...have to go toa payoh to take bus 90 to Paya Lebar de Aeromedical Centre...a medical centre smack in a place quite inaccessible except for bus...was late becoz of the morning traffic...the usual...fierce nurse/friendly nurse/friendly doctors...and first item of the day is urine test and blood sucking...was surprised that she took 2 vials of my blood! O.O haven even serve NS already shed 3 Vials of blood to the nation...makes my hand feels useless after that...den the usual stuffs of going room to room...den comes the measurement part...until the nurse feels like stranggling me...shall not talk about it...my notti body...

after everything, quickly went home and sleep whatever time i can...so tired...still have work at 5.15 summore...europa...haven work europa in decades...Singaporeans just obviously can't read well...with big black and whites...we are not open yet and they are swarming us, ordering until we cut them off saying we are not open yet..kukoos...

found out the instant top selling combo is...indiana jones becoz 50cents more get m&ms...and the worst is the speed racer...that plastic car...wad a cheap design that only appeals to kids..bet its made in china...coz its ugly and fragile!...speaking of kids...we are becoming like a fastfood outlet...

HAPPY MEAL FOR UR KIDS SIR? POPCORN + DRINK + TOY...9 bucks only...or u wan the CAR BOX? cheaper...8 bucks only...buy lah...make them happy...if not u will regret when they grow up...coz den they dun wan speed racer anymore and wan PSP instead...so buy cheap and make them happy instead yar?...ok...sweet or salted? blah blah blah....and the parent will feel cheated because that plastic car holds only 3/4 of a regular popcorn...but what to do...HAPPY FAMILY DAY!

patrons also do look down on staffs at times...often scream, demand, shout..trying to make themselves superior than u becoz u are working to serve them...but wonder one day u scold FARK U dude! U CAN AFFORD I CAN AFFORD TOO (throw drinks at them)...wouldn't that day be sweet...ok...uttering rubbish...probably due to loss of blood...

ah...gv does seems colourless now...everybody like a zombie...no fun...working for the money...how often do u feel that u have a fruitful and happy day at work when u reach home? with the going of kenneth, it seems like gv bonding has cease...no CNY dinner, no family days, no bowling tournaments...miss that bowling tournaments especially...where everybody bet on kenneth's first ball strikes the gutter...no wen an...no michelle...no lana...nobody to disturb and be guai lan with...ok...still can bird with daddy and mummy...everyday daddy have to sit there and let the birds fly into the office and bird him...THANK YOU DADDY...WE LOVE U FOR 1 MINUTE...HAHAHAHA...and for mushroom...she suffers from that beautiful comments over the walkie...NI BU YAO GEN WO SHEN! DEI SIA NI YAO GEI WO DA!...lol satisfactions of the day...

Long Long Day part II

went to vivo first to get some last minute stuffs..and also see who going down later..end up have to wait 1 hr+++ for their shifts to be over...

went down with chris,rashida,yati den later joined by kian seng,vik,cherry,darren and ronnie...we all ate and slack at kopi at T3 den take skytrain to T1 viewing mall slack...so many snoring people there...slack a while, start to grow sleepy but i noe i cannot sleep because if i sleep i will feel like hangover when i woke up...so played computer awhile until michelle they all come...

this time however, feels more rush as they dun have the time to linger more than last time and quickly went into the gates already...no time to say proper goodbye...
sad =(

have to rush off with weiting becoz she needa to return car....reached my home and immediately go knock off...can only afford to sleep 4 hrs...

went to work and see alot of zombies and pandas preparing for Beijing 08...and go in already see SAM...which gives me alot of headache today...

WTF 1: it is said that she is simple circuit...and its obviously something wrong with the circuit's sensor as well...meaning the eye...the 3 patrons who came to buy 6 tix looked definitely more than 16...maybe even reach 23 already...she still can check ic...den...she insist she can't sell the other 3 becoz they haven come yet and she wan to check ic...WHY THE HELL U CALL THEM TO COME BACK WITH IC..with FIRSTLY, LOOKS OF 23 ABOVE, SECONDLY, WHY U CANT JUST PASS IT TO FLOOR...ITS NOT LIKE FLOOR WONT DO THEIR JOB...

WTF 2: she keeps closing her counter, pushing away people to other counter, with the big fat COUNTER CLOSED sign, counting her money, her credit cards WHILE THERES A SMALL QUEUE! YOU ARE NOT EVEN CLOSING UR COUNTER YET!! WTF!?!

WTF 3: patron didn't bring their popcorn card...ask if they can still use it...she decline, say no card no use...den patron say can use ic?, she say no...becoz she need the card to scan....patron say tot can use ic, she say no....its becoz u need the card to earn point...me...du lan...cuts in, CAN USE IC LAH...WTF!?! people wan use u keep saying u cannot do anything...WHY? THE POPCORN CARD WILL STORE VALUE LIKE EZ-LINK ISSIT? WTF?!?!

WTF 4: my tix printer is faulty...so abit hard to pull the tix away..so when she once saw me pull the tix and tore it, SHE LAUGHED LOUD INFRONT OF MY PATRON...WTF?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY ABOUT IT?!?! EVEN THE PATRON IS NOT AMUSED...AND CLEARLY IM EVEN NOT AMUSED....

WTF 5 (its from desiree...cronicles of FRODO): patron lost tix...some other dude found it and gave it to desiree..desiree walkie frodo...frodo ask over walkie how does the patron who lost the tix looks like...desiree say how the hell she noe...just come down and take...frodo came down...ask that darn retarded stupid question again...WTF?!?!



and my blog is getting more and more universal....wonder one day will frodo noe hes frodo and sam noe shes sam...............but................WTH...WHO CARES ABOUT THEM...!!


very tired, listless and sad for the whole day...tml still have the blardi medical check in the morning at PAYA LEBAR!! so far can? @ 8 am summore...save me....

finally done with everything...

going to airport to ton later...

here are the pics...

Long Long Day

woke up late from whatever i did last nite...

got a surprise session at 2 with colleen, weiting, weiru and michelle...we are bringing that little girl to gold class and we have to act discretely...quite funny when ur hairs is on the edge thinking of how to keep her from knowing...until we sit down inside gold class 3 and she joined us...she still dunno yet...until the show starts...

we went to watch Speed Racer...for those who haven watch...its nice...its a childhood to me...shall not give the synopsis of this movie becoz its a realli worth watching show and i wan u guys to go watch it...only thing that u have to ignore is the 'cartoon unrealistic' elements...another movie of hope and dreams...

after watching the movie, i went home to get my car out...finally dad allow me to use it...went back to vivo to fetch them while the ladies shop for groceries for the nite's steamboat...went to balestier, was actually right, but misguided by mushroom + colleen...so end up abit lost...fetched era and jane and we moved off...

we ate and chilled at colleen house...weiru, jane and era was playing dai dee with lip gloss on face as punishment...while the other 4 of us chill at room talking...talked alot...about michelle's background, what she going to do in future and so on...

next up is the road trip...once again load up the car, went cruising to changi airport...'reherse our goodbye'...den go to changi village see the aliens...den went past OCH to give them a glance...after that, we went to Mount Fabre...and send them home next...

the whole time the car was pretty noisy...but lots of fun...driving is also quite smooth as theres no traffic and i was able to keep speeding...starting to love that car...lots of power...but i have yet to release all...end up have to go back to patrol station to pump another 5 to the 10 i already put in...overspend =/ but it was well worth it...

added a webby for u guys to see it as well...lol...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24585481/



can't say i never tried..
she has taken my heart unknowningly..

another 5 hours...

woke up late...decided to go down to westmall to buy penknifes and pens...

ya...go westmall only to buy that..(thats how bored i am)

play game until evening...den start my nocturnal activity...was kinda lost for ideas on how do decorate this time and how do i match the colours...and with no plans at all, i did it page by page until finally complete...dats when the bummer came...

i wanted to take a picture...so i took my phone...on the camera...its kind of 'sot-sot' so i restart it...den my phone got stuck in the welcome white screen and nothing else...wth...so du cock-meat-sandwich lor...everytime have to go service...and everytime service the program they will charge u 20 bucks...den they put a program that still has the fault in it...wth...now i dunno whether to continue throw 20 dollars to repair it or buy a new one...argh!

hmmm

well maybe shall write a short blog entry since i have nth to write...

i dunno what i wan...working is sian...at home also sian...got things to do but also sian...misses clubbing...misses running...misses having a girlfriend to be entertained with...but can't deny that a singular lifestyle isn't bad either...

wednesday is coming and its going to be another sad goodbye...going to be at the airport early since im not working...den wait for the rest to come...

me also decided to go all ahead with the bond signing...well...its actually what i wanted...so why not give it a try and see what i can achieve? i have yet to tell her about the airforce...wanna wait till i really succeeded den tell her to make her regret...

=.=

very deprive of sleep...reach home at 4, surf net until 5, wake up at 7...den have to go work that carpet cleaning job intro by geswin...its realli nice pay...although we have to carry heavy loads of water constantly...but its 50 dollar at the end of the day...good pay...consider gv...10 hours to reach 50 while this can do it in half the time...

at the end of that, just nice have to go home, bathe and go grandma house eat family dinner le...so rush...but dad allow me to drive from house to grandma, to vivo and back home...the whole day...haha...feels good...although i think hes keep kenna me scaring coz i was driving fast...my driving is faster than his normal driving...coz im influenced by wen an for need for speed...

went to vivo to actually change our hubstation coz its spoilt but they referred us back to that hougang place...so we end up shopping around...and daddy wanted to kill me coz i can walk walk in gv but cannot work...haha...

Decade rain...

i've have always like rain to be big...the bigger the better so that u can enjoy the warmth of being dry at home or out on the streets with a raincoat depending on mood...today did came with a rain...normally i would call these rains as century rain coz they are so rare...they would make driving visibility down to <100 metres...but today's was abit softer than a century rain and it rained shorter...so called it a decade rain instead...ignore this if u dun understand a bit...just abit of mumbling...

today was my big day...and i left the darn leather shoe at gv...but...if without doing that i would have miss the chance to be decorated like a christmas tree...its much better to be taught how to decorate than to decorate myself since i have no fashion sense...lots of laughter but turns out its better than decorating myself...owe big time to Bernard, Fion and Jas today...

went to cmpb on time...but functions like these always ask u to be on time...yet there would be people who are late and end up start half an hour or so later...was pretty nervous coz i only have a few sets of questions i knew that was thrown at me when they are interviewing me for YFC...so roughly should be the same...turns out...still pretty nervous, out of point for some questions plus the unsatisfied face on those interviewers...tot i was gonna fail but i passed...so another big hurdle passed...this is just the beginning of all things...next up is aeromedical check-up, bmt, ocs, air grading den i can go for my wings =/

becoz of my smart outfit today, i managed to make faizul and sam believe im starting my first day as CE...was pretty stunned that they realli believed it...unbelievable...im also fortunate to see Frodo in action again...getting rare given my time in gv is lesser...he came in with a prepaid folder...met us at corridor and ask whether we need to collect payment for it not...well for his case...i would say no...go in ask manager, get screwed, come out collect payment, collect card...that should works for him...step by step...

when i start work, daddy complained to me that if he had knew i would be working, he would have brought his sandwiches...and so im right...a lonely daddy sitting infront of tv stoning while eating without soul...haha

last of all, i would also like to complain about blogspot...getting laggier nowadays...hard to even go to my own blog to submit entry...du cock-meat-sandwich (lan) -.-

Sedated...

woke up 1 hr later than my wake up time...was actually daddy who woke me up...first question...you haven wake up yet? den i see the time i omg...den he say georgie is unable to be contacted...so he contact georgie again while i stone on bed...next call...we are not going anymore...den i omg again...the nite before i still pack the boomerang and soccer ball so that the next day i won't forget them...nvm...they are non-perishable...wonder what happen to those sandwiches daddy prepared...imagine a lonely daddy sitting in front of the tv eating a bag full of sandwiches while stoning...

next moment...imax called...and with my sexy voice...she noe im sleeping...so she said what shift she need help and ask me to call her back when i thought about it when im awake...

woke up...zombie around the house..den start preparing my certs for tml...kinda feels empty...like i have nth to put inside the 20 folders file...and my greatest achievement is the basic flying course? wth...den halfway thru the guy called again to remind me of tml...guess there must be realli big rank de tml...

settled my folder, play around the webbies and have to leave house for sis birthday...we went to harbourcity restaurant...had that ah-la-card buffet...ok...good idea...but the food...use cheap ingrediants lor...=/ so-so only...doesn't seems to taste nicer than long beach (me kinda loyal fan to long beach..haven tried no signboard yet...so stick to long beach de crabs =D)

trying hard to get dad car for the next few days...put lot of off this week...need to prepare for the big thingy...

Very very long day...

went to work thinking that its the gala with the president today...end up its actually speed racer de gala held by singapore disabled society? no red carpet, no president, no mediacorp, no stars....so low profile....yet....SO LOW PROFILE AND THOSE RETARDED FANS STILL CAN SHOW UP!! STUNNER!!

its so messy...the whole gala...den when closing, we all stone at one side...realli got nth to do...den spotted those retarded fans sitting downstairs still waiting for stars to appear....realli feel like scolding 'FUCK OFF U RETARDS'...words for words...but first...seek clearance first...but bernard denied my request...so no fucking off them....maybe my last day den =) if they are so unlucky to meet me...Wen An came down for 4 hours...short and sweet...able to see an immediate war again of the superpowers...

after work...me, CH, Vik, Wei Ru all went straight to Changi Airport to ton....was thinking of buying a cake for irene to blow...so we go T2 Swensen settle down and also wanna avoid FRODO AND SAM AT T3...wasn't realli hungry...so treat it like supper and ordered a fries and a Hor Fun for myself...the Hor Fun is so ex can? 13.90 for something that is quite similar to the 3.50 from kopitiam...wasn't quite happy eating it...and the chance came....at first, it was only a glance when i stir....den i sense its unbelievable....den i dig it out...ITS A HAIR!!..at first when i mention it, everybody don't believe coz its fine...unless u are looking from my angle...den we complained...the manager initially offered a 10% discount....but after awhile he came back and offered a refund of that item and a 10% discount...

im actually not quite particular about hair in my food or so on becoz of the background i was raised in (i often visit my relatives in malaysia when young and believe me this is small matter already)...but come to think of it...this is a reputable establishment...so they ought to make some compensation...and what i got is just level 1 coz im not that mean to go until higher lvls and ruin others days...we continue chatting, drinking the free flow sky juice and wait until Yali and Weiting came...went back to T1 and meet with the rest....was surprised with the crowd...almost everybody was there already...took lots of photos...and i turned gay...yes...GAY...THANKS TO MR GEORGIE...he told lana that i interested in one of the guy friend of hers and said that i asked for a photo shoot with him....oh my...the moment he stand beside me, anyone within 10 metres with cameras whip out and start flashing away...im totally stunned by the whole thing and can't stop laughing and cursing...

Presented to lana that book....and she like the last page...becoz...GEORGIE IS SHOWING NIPPLES...thats my only pic of him....was finding hi and lo for his pic in my laptop and viola! not pretty good but it works anyway...

time to send them off and it was a sad goodbye for many people...its also my last batch of attachment trainees that i work with...so thats why im quite close to this batch than many others...can only hope we would all be able to meet up again one day in this planet...with fate permitting..

Always like to take this tower...any day, any weather...

Many hands moving around with this pic as the most clear =/

A blur group photo...wonder who took it...

Final pic of them with mushroom...

All the crazy girls...

on the way back....its rush hour....its so full...we sit to Pasir Ris and U-Turned....so we got seats in the end...everybody was tired and napped on the train to work....all the opening staffs are like zombies...draggin legs with half closed eyes...i starts at 11 but change anyway to move around to keep me from sleeping...run errands, help candybar...and the time still passes slowly...sux....and most of the time when im clearing hall, my legs can't take it and so i squat down behind....and even when i squat...i can drift off to the brink and suddenly rock myself up....so long nv feel like this before...agony!!

one more thing is that im more high when im lack of sleep....found that out today...and even came out with a good idea to 'IMPROVE FRODO'S PRODUCTIVITY & SENSE OF BELONGING'..when he check a hall or clear a theatre and reports back, i would say...'GOOD JOB' + 'KEEP IT UP' + 'U DOING GREAT'....bua him abit...so he will maybe be enlightened....but end of day go inside office kenna say im siao by Miss Goh and Ling Ling...say im already abit sot sot...today nv sleep worst...very sot sot...

now...shall prepare for tml...sentosa!! sleep!!!

Day out...

it felt great this morning...went to bank @ 11...withdraw money...den being told that my that UOB TX debit visa cannot be linked to my account becoz that time received dad nv link den keep liao...so they assume as 'lost'...can't get a replacement debit becoz they are phasing out TX and the new one comes in may...wad a nice timing...got an atm card instead....

came out...spotted a singapore pools store and go in...bought my enlistment date and my new hp number...tempting to buy more...but...if u are destined den u will win...so can save some money buy small small can liao...

supposed to meet michelle today since this is my first day successfully book her...everytime busy one...or kenna booked away...intend to bring her go underwater world to see de...but she wanted to watch movie instead...so we watched harold and kumar...funny, lame and airthetaining...after show weiting wanted me to bring michelle in gold class and show her before she go back...she quite shy...keep running away...but we managed to convince her to go in...

walked around, looking for a nice place to eat and settled at marche instead...me had a salmon rosti while she had a bowl of seafood pasta....we also ordered a bowl of calamari and a couple of juices...its so darn full!! full until the calamari only half eaten....but realli can't stuff liao....den return home stomach feels empty...wtf?!?

anyway me wait for the bus with her and chatted along the way...theres so much things to talk!...never really have the chance to talk to her before...always opposite shifts or too busy....pretty sure im going to miss her =(

came home and start doing last minute of the stuffs i wan to give them....and below are the pics...

Front Page

Middle Page

Middle Back Page

Backside....

and it took me....5 hours? hope that 5 hours is worth it....

Tramatizing

ah...ah...AHHHH.....

im kinda tramatized now...Airforce just called...interview on friday...why do they always come when u have given up hope de...but nvm...shall go ahead with it....maybe spend 20 years with the airforce den another 20 in SIA den....

2nd blog of the day

ok...so this is the blog of the day while that is the blog of yesterdays....yes...with the s...ran with paul today...ya...the ark ark coming tml again....(bird gwarking soon to a theatre near you)

managed to run at a pretty good pace...but paul abit out of form so we have to stop halfway...think my body is starting to get used to the runs...had wang jiao instead of mac today becoz i dun wan to water-shit due to the macgriddles...dunno whose dumb idea was that to mix maple sauce into burger buns or using pancakes to sandwich a patty...still could remember our mom use to told us not to play with our food -.-

woke up, wanted to pester dad for a phone before i go army...need to have no camera yar? was actually thinking of those old 2nd hand ones coz its very basic, rugged...and the reason behind it is becoz the programs are really simple...no complex programming that would be easily corrupted...end up have to settle with a vodafone...ok lah...gotta admit its light...and totally free...

its actually phone + prepaid SIM = 60 dollars....and my dad still have some points...so redeemed the whole thing for free...so end up i got a 2nd prepaid line with a phone...so 1 down...many more to go....

stuck between a decision to go genting road trip or to stay in sg earn money...this period sux...my final freedom and i can't enjoy it becoz low on money....but at least my dad approve me using my 2nd account return wen an money...so own no ppl money!!! woo....gotta go bank tml morning though...


and yes...the days are so hot...even with my fan blasting at 3, it feels hot...abit du lan about the weather too...

what day is it?

practically work, sleep, work, sleep, work...

only see money go out but no money come in....and with the expiry date coming, this is considered my last freedom =/ go in come out have to work liao...sianz...

im missing out all the fun stuffs in my life currently...kinda been forced to work every week...not enuff rest...

work...has been...kinda normal? see jaslyn blog and couldn't agree more...like what happened yesterday...i signaled to the patrons exit by the front...some turned around...until this 3 ang mohs half drunk, holding tiger beer cans (wondering in first place where they got those -.-) come barging thru...saying...'this is the front dude'...didn't want to fight with them...so let them thru and see them exit usher point....at least they exit by usher point...the rest? even after i pointed exit by the front, they still walk back...so...end up its me vs them...i block the door and all of us start the staring war lor....i stand there snoop, they wait...den slowly get my meaning of exit front....idiots -.-

and....theres one more person who gets on my nerve...it shall join Frodo and Sam in their journey in Middle Earth....and who is it?

Bingo! its Gollum....lets see...Gollum is...ok abit not like Gollum except that they are both noisy....very....and everybody see le will shun away de...for the past 2 days at floor i have to entertain her -.- so many nonsense over the walkie...so many stupid cum lan questions...welcome to the world of retards and stupids baby!...plus some acting cute summore...irritated....love it when manager steps in to shut her up....

Case 1:

Gollum: Vik! Vik! theres a ghost! Ahhh! its scary! (loud and noisy screaming over walkie)
ZooKeeper: Who is this? This is not funny
Gollum: eh...its me..
ZooKeeper: Stop saying nonsense over the walkie and it is not funny...

We love u ZooKeeper for that 1 minute haha...

Case 2:

(Me walking into office with constant stupid questions asked by gollum)
Bernard: Ahh!! Can u shut her up!
Ling Ling: Shes blardi irritating!
(Me reply the stupid questions she asking)
Gollum: So issit exit by front or back?
All 3 of us: AHHHH!!
Bernard: YOU WORK HOW LONG ALREADY? STILL DUNNO EXIT FROM FRONT OR BACK!!
(silence from gollum)

well thats not all...shes been making that mew mew sound of a kitten that i would wish i could shove a lolli up the ass and kick it hard...its not entertaining and its irritating can!?!

iron bird

ok...when i reached gv...the first thing i saw gone is my kuku bird's nest....poor bird...home kenna destroyed...guess thats what they meant as global warming effect...

this morning, i woke up, watched my Daywatch and went to work...i think its a good movie...its a good movie...a sequel to Nightwatch...heres the synopsis...

Over centuries, dark and light forces exists and has been fighting for dormination...however, on a great battle, a truce was achieved and ever since, no party is allowed to attack the other or else the truce shall be broken..Special Agencies on both sides are formed to ensure the other do not attack. They are called Nightwatch for those of light, and Daywatch for those of dark...even if someone tried to break the truce, these agencies would hand the one responsible to the other to let the other punish them as they wish to maintain the truce. This is how minor conflicts are resolved. Both sides have been waiting for 'Great Ones' who are destined to be crucial to the war according to legend to gain dorminance. One particular guy, who is a Nightwatch, his son, a great one, was turned to dark...and so dark had the upper hand. They destroyed moscow, but this Nightwatch guy called Anton, he found a Chalk of Fate that reversed everything.

well many said it sux coz its russian and its like kinda ridiculous during some parts of the movie..but well, sitting down and absorbing everything makes u understand more...with some humour in it sometimes...so i find it a great movie to watch =) its their culture, same like ang moh looking at sg films and saying its rubbish =/


working floor today...busy...quite tight all the way...and well before vik came, i was tearing tix...den this underage patron came..

Me: Can i have ur ic?
(patron digging for ic...with some reluctance)
Me: Your age not passed yet...
Them: A few months also cannot ah?
Me: We go by dates over here..
Them: The box office girl checked already and said ok
(me look at the tix seller)
Me: I will offer u a refund or a change of movie...
Them: ok...

Well...now...guess who is it?

it is SAM! Correcto!

go down, scolded her...shes like usual...no reason or explaination...just ask me what show they wan to change...
-.-

what good is she...check ic also can let underage pass...thought shes simple circuit...go by procedure...guess that shes really cmi...think maybe my last day scold her 'FUCK U SAM! STOP BEING RETARDED AND STUPID!!' and ask her write...I SHALL NOT BE STUPID OR RETARDED 128 times....

den at nite...2nd last session...heard story of a vormit at cinema 4 A3....good one..2nd last show...lucky nv sell that well...heard theres noodles and chunks of goodies involved...and the darn schedule is so tight until we dun even have time for errors....15 minutes to clear 1 hall...if u got smth like this happen, u will have no time to tidy...im surrounded by people holding number 4 tix...and keep asking...4 ready? how long? wtf? can't u see theres others around u? somemore some holding tix of show starting now and they still can ask...is it ready...u practically have to snatch the tix becoz they are standing so far away like u going to bite liddat...

also..many come and ask which one is cinema 1...i can conclude that most Singaporean are stupid...i have 90% of those wrong theatre being Singaporean while 10% are ang more...maybe even less...we put up signage...they would scold u why u didn't put...becoz u dun blardi bother to read! u would even blame our boards being too colourful...how dumb can u be...


today also got some good info for u guys....dun eat that hokkien mee and fried oyster egg from the stall at extreme left, facing the road...i went to toilet 3 times today already...that hokkien mee was so bland and the squids like damn old....not tangy at all...like chewing on fishball...hell...its worst than fish ball...and it make u shit more!

Expiry Date

ok...im officially expiring on the 12th of June....that is so near...

Im going to miss michelle's birthday celebration at phil...ouch

kinda wish i could go...


woke up and i found that the pillows and bed always seem soft when u are darn tired...like u wish to hug it to eternity...

went to work...kinda rusty working morning...summore with Saruman...but lucky Bernard called me go help candybar...so i popped the ultra-salty popcorn....didn't noe my salt was too much...until very late...coz it look nice....

helped here and there...and even adopted a bird at candybar called kuku bird...it lives in a box...with water and rations...got quite a few beatings for introducing him...time moves very very the slowly...dunno why...tot candybar's time always zoom past quickly...

when going home, me ate with my sis they all at seah im...gosh...that plate of prawn noodle sux...my memory told me it was nice....the duck rice stall was closed so i had to settled for that...kinda stone the whole way home coz im expiring...

Day of Blankness

Its eve of public holiday...and what are u gonna do?


Clubbing of coz...after more thinking...its wednesday...ladies nite...and so the price for dbl o is 30 for male -.- so ex can?

no-one realli dates me until at the end when georgie wanted to drag me to club...but we end up losing the mood to club and so settled at harry's with wen an...drank kilkenny...quite nice...


12 hours earlier...


lol reminds me so much of iron man....he sitting in the humvee kenna capture den 36 hours earlier...

me watch iron man already...very nice...everybody loves that suit...so its nice...and funny...the male lead actor acted very naturally for this role...simply wan to watch it again....

started work...boring day...haven start work Ling Ling already say tonite nth to blog...coz the male and female leads of my blog not working today...haha...theres nv nth to write...but i shall be good and dun write about them today... =)

now....1 hr to go to work with Saruman in floor...wad a wierd combo...full shift see him...may god have mercy on me....yes...im doing back to back....dun ask me why...its my idea...dunno why...